Off Your Chest

Wow that felt good to get that out.

Thanks for giving me some hope Amy.

Dear Boss-

Yes I am behind. Yes I have double the work to do of any of my peers, and my territory is from sea to shining sea. The other guys have territories from i-95 to the turnpike! Yes, I didn't answer every email. In the 4 hour flight from San Fran, losing 2 hours in the air back to Chicago, I have yet to figure out a way to answer the phone.

I dont know why I have had to explain this to you...MORE THAN ONCE...

COMMON SENSE...PLEASE, Really.

Sorry, I love the smileys!

I had to dig this thread up. Do not read if you cannot handle vulgar language.

Dear Mortgage Broker,

How silly of me! With your excellent track record of superior communication and follow through for the last 3 months, I really believed that in the weeks leading up to the closing of my deal you would be here to manage things. You won my business because you understand my need for information and follow through.

Starting mid last week I've been in the hands of a processor who has begun making requests that are nearly impossible to fulfill with 10 days to closing. I emailed you to ask for your involvment. I didn't hear back. I emailed you again & again - still nothing. I called you. I left messages. You never got back to me! So I called the builder to find out if they had heard from you. Yes, they had! They had been trying to reach you too! You are in Guate-fucking-mala! Really? I sincerely hope that you had to fly to Guatemala for your own mother fucking heart transplant, because that is truly the only reason I would find acceptable for you to leave the country without informing me.

And then my favorite - you call me yesterday from some unknown number, so I don't answer. You leave a bull shit voice mail making it sound like you are on top of every thing & all is fine. ALL IS NOT FINE! There are 3 business days to close & the loan processor will not release documents to the Escrow officer & won't tell her why! You know why? Because she's waiting on a "VOD" from my bank. She submitted it via mail last Thursday. Hmmm...how exactly is that going to work out.

FUCK YOU! Fuck you for leaving me, a first time home buyer, hanging like this. I am holding you personally responsible for the damages I incurr if this deal does not close on time.

I hope you are having a shitty vacation & get a horrendous case of e-coli that rips your insides out.

Wow Christa that's really shitty....if e-coli doesn't rip his insides out, some of us might be able to help

I hope everything works out!

Christa I dare you to send that exact e-mail to the mortgage broker...seriously.

oh wow would i be pissed. he deserves everything he's got coming!

jesus, we couldn't even go on our honeymoon w/o people trying to get in touch w/ dh! you'd think that he would have let you know before he went, especially at such a crucial time!

fuck him. send that email to his boss.