Off Your Chest

[PenMarie]

Dear Coworker…

 

I used to like you…that was until I found out what a backstabbing, f***ing MARTAR you are…no, it is NOT necessary for you to feel that every person in the office is your best friend and act like how dare they also talk to me, too…NO, it is not necessary when every time I let you know I’m taking a vacation day for you to give me a big SIIIIIGGGGGHHHHH and tell me how YOU wanted to take THAT day off ‘cause your husband is going to be home all day and your 20-something son(s) is going to be home all day and you have all this stuff to do for your company that weekend – if entertaining your family stresses you out that much then DON’T DO IT, simple as that – but don't make it my problem! If you want a vacation day, then schedule it and take it – it’s YOUR time, so WTF do I care ---- trust me, this place is NOT going to fall apart if either of us are not here….and, NO, unlike you, I will not make you feel guilty for using your OWN VACATION TIME. NO, it is also not necessary when I do have a scheduled vacation day or time off for you to make sure you tell your supervisor that I’m scheduled to leave early or take the day off and YOU wanted to do it, too….NO, it is also not necessary for you to snatch up something that I know very well I have to do that week before I can even get a chance to pick it up and then complain to everyone that YOU did it – I KNOW that whole 15 minutes this week just KILLED YOU!!….NO, it is also not necessary to ask me what my bonus was this year and then TELL ME it had better not been more than YOURS was and/or imply that there’s NO WAY that I should be making more an hour than you do --- even though, I’m skilled at 3 other separate jobs here than you, and the job we both do now, I can wipe the floor up with you…No. 1, that’s none of your GD business what my bonus was…No. 2, I’ve been here for 20 years compared to your 5, and I’ve forgotten more than you’ll EVER know about this company and the work that we do…No. 3., I can run circles around you with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back, AND I can get the work done and NOT WHINE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME – JUST COME IN AND DO YOUR WORK ALREADY AND SHUT TF UP!!!

 

Signed,

 

Fed up and about to break bad on your ASS and tell you what I really think of you…keep testing me….PLEASE!!!

 

p.s. Please pull the knives out of my back...there's no more room left back there to put them.

[A10CalGal]

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Originally Posted by Christine Christa I dare you to send that exact e-mail to the mortgage broker...seriously.

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Originally Posted by Maura do it...do it...do it! what a mother asshole! guatemala? REALLY? no excuse. actually, i would send it to him and CC his boss!

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Originally Posted by AnnR oh wow would i be pissed. he deserves everything he's got coming!

Thanks gals - I definitely considered sending that to him...that's why I had to post it here. I ended up sending him a shorter version, but very stern and clear. I've been running around jumping through hoops to get stuff done that should have been requested of me way more than one week prior to closing. By the time he gets back from vaca he's going to have a long trail of emails in his inbox from me....

AHHH! Almost there...almost there.

[Christine]

woo hoo, I am so excited for you to get your house.

[MikkiStreak]

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Originally Posted by Christine Christa I dare you to send that exact e-mail to the mortgage broker...seriously.

hahaha.... you should have seen the one she sent! She definitely got her point accross in it!!! haha!

[TammyB]

Christa, when do you close?

[A10CalGal]

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Originally Posted by TammyB Christa, when do you close?

On Wednesday 4/9!!

[Rachelle E.]

Closing is always such a nightmare! I swear it's just one of those things that can't ever just go smoothly! Dh and I had some drama shortly before the closing on our house too...we were pissed! But it really did all come together in the end. I'm sure it will for you too!!! :-)

[A10CalGal]

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Originally Posted by Rachelle E. Closing is always such a nightmare! I swear it's just one of those things that can't ever just go smoothly! Dh and I had some drama shortly before the closing on our house too...we were pissed! But it really did all come together in the end. I'm sure it will for you too!!! :-)

Oh totally. I have pretty much resolved this is going to be uber-stressful right up to the end...not that I have to like it. Yesterday I was like "yeah, ok, this is just how it's going to be...I get it universe. Thank you!" as I payed for a twelver of beer & a bottle of tequila that I then took home and had intensive therapy with

[Rachelle E.]

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Yesterday I was like "yeah, ok, this is just how it's going to be...I get it universe. Thank you!" as I payed for a twelver of beer & a bottle of tequila that I then took home and had intensive therapy with

LOL! That is my favorite stress managment technique!! I'm not dealing with nearly the stress you are and I'm sitting here at my desk dreaming about the martini I plan to have as soon as humanly possible after I leave the office today!! All that vodka...and extra olives of course! Mmmmmm!!!!

[TammyB]

OMG Christa, that time flew by. You must be so excited. I need to check out your blog so I can view the pictures you have in there. GL