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I know this is strange to some people but... my STD Email!


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i LOVE them! wish i had done something like that, but instead my crazy fiance sent out an email to his whole family about "beer & taco fest '09" LOL! here it is for your amusement. i swear he's a nutcase. we then skipped STDs altogether, and are moving straight to invites.

 

Hello All,

Most of you know already that Lisa and I are due to be married next year. That is right! Tom bought a ring, and when Lisa was drunk enough not to realize what she was saying, he asked her to marry him, and she said yes!

After looking high and low for an affordable place to have the wedding the choice became obvious, leave the land of Bush’s tyranny. The next step was to figure out where on the planet to have this momentous occasion. We spent the next several months deciding where to go away to. After visiting a travel agent and looking for the most affordable place for everyone we came to the decision of Cancun, Mexico.

 

Cancun, you ask? Why would you choose Mexico? Well there are 3 reasons why we chose Mexico:

  1. Corona. Who doesn’t love a nice Mexican cerveza?
  2. Tacos. I love them!
  3. George Lopez. He is one funny guy. I would like for him to marry us.

It is for this reason we are not going for the traditional "Lisa and Tom’s Wedding." It is officially going to be titled, "Beer and Taco Fest ’09."

We hope that all of you will be able to share this awesome occasion with us. Emails and invitations will follow with information about the exact dates, prices, and locations for May 2009.

 

Tom and Lisa

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Originally Posted by mummergirl View Post
Cancun, you ask? Why would you choose Mexico? Well there are 3 reasons why we chose Mexico:
  1. Corona. Who doesnâ€t love a nice Mexican cerveza?
  2. Tacos. I love them!
  3. George Lopez. He is one funny guy. I would like for him to marry us.


Tom and Lisa[/i]
I can add a few more on the list:
  1. Speedy Gonzalez
  2. Discounted drugs
  3. Crazy variety TV shows with people in costumes and half dressed women

I wish you luck on your fancy Beer & Taco fest 09!
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My Mom is very environmentally friendly and she's set on having her her STD's via email and also her actual invitations!! She says she's saving the Earth and some money!! (Mom is getting married next year!!)
Congratulations to your mom- and your weddig is in 2011?!
Apparently, I'm not as eco-friendly as your mom because I'll be using paper for my formal invite. I'll try to use eco-friendly paper and low voc (volatile organic compound- adds to grrenohouse effect) ink though. Currently, I can't decide on the design and it's driving me nuts.
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