Pissy Ass Mood

Aww Rachel, hope you have a better rest of the day! FI had a way of busting my chops and making me pissy but no more do I let him get away with that LOL

It has- thanks Mo.

 

I should change the title of the thread. LOL

No you got it right lol he ate 80% of a pink elephant which was megs and its gone straight through and is hanging out of his arse - I've had to gently tug while telling him he's a good boy and smiling and stopping at the first sign of teeth lol He did it the other day 2 but this time it was a husky puppy I brought Meg back from Canada!! I warned her not let him have it (god you'd think she was human lmao) and he ate the bloody lot. One min it was in tact the next only the arse left and then 30 mins after that none of it lol I found parts of it in the garden when he'd obviously shit them out!!! FI said he used to do the same thing in Afghanistan lmao

Funny thing was as I was slowly pulling it out he was farting and looking at me like "you made me do that you know" and he is stinking lmao


I don't know about your rotty but mine destroys nothing so she gets really pissed when he nicks her stuff lol he was really hacking her off the other day and I saw her teeth go for his tail lmao thank god she's slow and he's quick or there would be carnage and of course my baby wouldn't be in the wrong lol

OMG. That is disgustingly funny. No way in hell I could pull something out of a dog's ass. I would seriously throw up.

 

PS I think I need a Harty 's slang cheat sheet. LOL

Hi Rachel,

 

I just got to this message. So sorry you are having a shitty day.

 

I love all the crazy jokes that have been posted!

I know lmao I was saying to him calm down meg wouldn't be making this much fuss look at your sister lmao and she was looking at him like "god he is sooo stupid mum" lmao things you do!!!

lmao shall I do you one ? which words would you really like on it lmao and I am trying to type it so that you understand - if i did it the way I spoke you'd be stuffed lmao

haha. I can cope without a slang dictionary.

 

Stuffed? as in I ate to much or screwed? LOL

Oh good lmao it would be farr toooo long lmao

Stuffed as in screwed lmao

great minds think SO alike
hehe

bahahahahahaha omg i am laughing so hard in my cubicle that people are staring at me wondering wtf is going on over here LOL