Colonix. Turn back now or forever hold your peace.

F.U.P.A (fat upper pussy area) I know some classy people, don't I?

or a GUNT!

 

mine is really hard. i say "feel the poop?" and make dh push it.

 

btw, go to youtube and type in colonix. dude make 27+ videos - one for each day...

hoorraahhh for a poop thread... no one here will get mad at you . promise

id say have two plungers handy...

we do talk about poop and farts a lot dont we.... and im suprised oregon isnt talking about it constantly. they are all hippy and earthy like us here in seattle

EXACTLYYYYY

Ok, I have to get on this thread and shoot the shit with you guys..HA! Ok, I notice a lot of you girls in the Biggest Loser comp are doing this colonix thing..I may have to get in on it because if you do this and crap stuff out like those pics you guys are going to be kicking my booty in this competition. So, maybe I'll have to get in on this colonix too and kick my own booty.

Yeah, I was kinda glad to hear that if I do this I won't be crapping my pants because that really worried me with summer and all I want to be able to wear my white pants to work without getting a case of the sharts.

Do you all know how freakin excited I am to be reading this! I have "pooping problems" my whole life, been to the Dr. so many times just to be told to eat more fiber! I eat more fiber than humanly possible, I take poop pills (probiotics), watch what I eat and still have horrid problems! FI and I have been wanting to order Colonix for about a month now and had decided to order this weekend. He said he would go through it with me, although the boy poops about 3 times a day...I'm lucky if I go 3 times a month. The poochy belly is the worse, although I exercise and eat good, I still have this pooch and I know its all the poop in there! This is the worse problem in history and I can't wait to start the cleansing. I'm here for poop support too!

 

I thought we were crazy talking about poop so much, its good to hear other poeple talking like this too...altough its not good we all have this problem. FI and I always celebrate when I go to the bathroom...how sad is that?

 

When are we starting girls? I'm ready!!!

omg, girl you and i should be best friends. my FI asks me everyday "did you poop?" and on the days when i am feeling sick and my stomach hurts, he asks me multiple times per day, and then asks me to describe it if it wasnt normal -- because then, he tells me how to adjust my diet! LMAO. My FI poops like 3-4 times per day, but has serious gas problems any time he eats red meat. He took me to Ruth's Chris for dinner on our anniversary Tuesday night and the gas was NUCLEAR! I am telling you, I went out on the couch to escape!!!! I only poop 1 time a day usually, so i dunno how he does it 4 times!

And I have the poochy problem too -- I eat really healthy for the most part and exercise regularly, but no matter how "good" i am being, i cannot for my life get rid of the pooch. I have been wanting to do this for so long, I am SOOOO glad so many of you girls are going to do it with me!


HOW ABOUT THIS FOR POOP GROUP RULES:
Everybody get your colonix ordered within the next week. Start it between May 7th and May 10th so we are all starting around the same time. Then we can all report back to each other how it's going.

my god, i have never been so excited to shit in my whole life!

I wanna do this, but I'm scared too. I never do stuff like that but I get really bad pains when I have to poop. I barely take even tylenol so I'm going to think about this for a day. I want to be part of the poop club.

rach, i was just thinking about telling you to do it too! have you make your appointment to get your thyroid checked out yet?

no. don't laugh at me but I don't even have a regular doctor. I never go so I think I need to find one that's taking new patients.

I have not been on in days....I ordered this about three weeks ago and had to stop. It comes with a fiber drink, pills and tea...as you know. Anyway, the fiber drink was horriable, not even tollerable. I tried to put it into a yogourt shake, juice, basically anything. It was just disgusting...but everyone reacts different. I have had IBS for six years and my stomach is constantly a nightmare usually on a weekly basis...im still trying to find the "solution" and would prefer a holistic approach but unfort. this was not it. I wish you luck on it, I have heard good things about the results!

 

Okay, I got through more posts on this topic: now i feel comfortable..I do not poop(i hate that word, im shocked I could type it)...like I only "go" 3-4 times a month, literally. My stomach looks pregnant alot!