Help with funny t-shirt saying!

My dog has a funny tshirt that says, "same poop, different day." What if you changed that around to something with beer or drinking? "Same beer (drink), different day." Probably makes no sense, but I thought I'd throw that out there.

What's the best site to get shirts and screen prints done? I'm looking for something without a minimum purchase. Thanks much girls.

Where do you live? I know someone here in Denver who does this and would probably give you a good deal.

how about:

drink

drank

drunk

making each line more opaque or lighter, or adjust the letters to look like drunk writing.

Or in small letters, if you can read this you are not drunk enough... or just dont know english!

so many cute ideas i love and this is what we are doing....

we are not here for a long time

we're here for a good time......

how about like

git er done

or

get er done!!

or

gettin er done on ...(the wedding date or week that you are there?)