Off Your Chest

thanks Sarah, I needed that.

Dear Co-worker,

Don't whine to me about how guilty you feel about leaving me on my own at work today. If you really felt guilty you wouldn't have packed up and left an hour and a half earlier than the original time [which you also supposedly felt guilty about] you were supposed to leave at. If you REALLY felt guilty, you would have stayed the WHOLE shift and helped me out a little bit.

I'm not stupid either...I know your daughter moved into her new apartment over a week ago...not this afternoon. We live in a small town, we're close in age, we have some mutual friends, some of whom helped her move. If you want to leave, why can't you just be upfront about it like the rest of us?

Drinking Pepsi at 7am is disgusting, regardless of whether it's diet or not (and bitch please, no kind of diet nothing is going to help...it's called e x e r c i s e), please stop.

Oh and before I forget, every time you laugh or cough I want to vomit (so does everyone else around here)....maybe that rattling phlegmy sound should be taken as a sign to...oh i dunno...quit smoking?

Dear co-worker who sits across from me,

OMG STOP humming the music your listening to your driving me crazy, it doesn't sound good, and your not actually saying any words your just making annoying sounds.. I'm on the verge of taping your mouth shut...

Ahhh that felt good.. :-)

OMG I would never get anything done if I worked with you.. I can see us chatting and laughing all day long.. :-)

is it annoying co-worker day??

Dear Co-worker in the next pod,

Please stop reading all your emails aloud as you type them. I do not care what you are saying when you are replying in your emails!!!

Dear stupid commuters on the Mass Pike:

If there is a back-up getting on the ramp, it doesn't mean that you have special privileges to cut in front of everyone (ME!) who has been waiting patiently in the row of traffic. Your time is not more valuable than mine. I have to get to work too. Just because MA drives have the "Masshole" reputation doesn't mean you have to live up to it day after day! UUUGGGHHH!!!!

I hate commuting!!!!

Wow, right now I'm really glad to have my own office!!!

Dear Stupid Boys in My Pod,

the carpeted area in front of our desks is not there for you to do your daily push-up challenge... Seriously, you are worse than a bunch of women!