Off Your Chest

Dear Mr Rogers,

When you wrote your song "it's a beautiful day in the neighbor hood" what exactly was going on at that time?

Dear future SIL,

Do NOT tell me that you're not coming because your 6 year old son is too young to travel...do not tell me he'll "forget and drink the water and get sick" or that he can't swim or that he's too young for a Hep A shot. He dosen't need the damn shot anyway!!! Don't tell his 12 year old sister that she dosen't get to go to Mex because of him. It's you! You and your controlling husband are so afraid to step outside the box, why don't you just try to live a little?!? I am so mad at you for not telling your parents; I'm mad that I had to do it because your mom was wondering when I was going to ask you to be my BM...somehow I'm the bad-guy now. If you don't want to come, I don't want you there.

Dear future MIL,

HIS EX IS NOT COMING BACK. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH HAPPIER HE IS NOW?!? THERE'S A REASON HE NEVER ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM.

Dear future FIL,

I'm sorry that you wish the wedding was going to be in town, but its not. I'm sure you will feel differently when you're standing on the beach at Las Caletas with a rum and coke in your hand.

Dear BDWF, much better. Thank you!

Dear my precious FI,

I can't wait to see you tonight!

Dear Christa,

At least you waited until 1:30

Dear self,

Not using bread doesn't make peanut butter "a low fat snack." Here is a general guideline: nothing you are going to eat out of a jar by the tablesoon is going to help you lose weight!

Haha.. I can't believe it took me so long to read through this whole thread.. Glenda and Christa.. you guys rawk! So funny!!!

Dear BDW,

Thanks for being there for me. My two best friends (and BM's) are now single so I don't feel like I can talk to them about wedding stuff.. sigh.

Dear FI,

Thank you for always smiling and running to meet me at the door when I get home from work. And for giving me a big kiss. It's the best part of my day, seriously!