Off Your Chest

Dear amy&andy08,

Your f'ing perfect body makes me want to sucker punch you.

Have a nice day

Dear FI,

Do not be afraid of a job change. You have been unhappy with your job for a long time now. I know you have been doing the same thing for years, but it's okay to test the waters. If it was easy, it would not be as rewarding. A little change never hurt anyone.

Dear L.A. Drivers,

Get off my bumper and slow down. You dart in and out of lanes and cut people off only to end up stopped at the same red lights as the rest of us. You've been in my line of sight for 12 blocks. Relax, you'll get there.

Ambulances and fire engines don't yield to you. When they approach with siren and lights flashing stop - don't try to be the last car that makes it through the intersection. Someone's life is being risked so you can get your soy latte 2 minutes faster.

Red lights still mean stop. My green turn arrow goes from yellow to red 3 times before I get to go. Why? Because 3 of you see the red light as your opportunity to turn, thus blocking my intersection and preventing those of us with green lights from going.

And another thing, I slowed down to let you cut me off. You aren't entitled to that, it was a nice gesture on my part. It's called a courtesy wave. Learn about it!

Dear BDW forum...

Thank you for getting Melissa (Lissah) and Glenda to join the forum, they bring so much laughter on here... Love you girls.. lol

Dear TammyB,

Thank you for starting this thread - I think you should be given the award for BTOM (Best Thread of the Month)

Alyssa

Dear DH,

It's not my fault the birds are screaming, so why are you taking out your frustration on me? If you want them to stop so badly, why don't you give them what they want? ATTENTION! Instead of wasting time playing your stupid video game.

Bugger off, I'm trying to work.

Dear Tammy,

Love you back

Dear boss,

I just told you I'm pregnant and having complications, just so you'd understand if I suddenly need to go to the ER again. And you chose to lecture me on contraception and asked me "What are we going to do about this problem with you getting pregnant?" SCREW YOU! It's none of your business if we were using contraception (OUR CONDOM BROKE YOU BIATCH!); and how about you try being a little understanding about this, it's a hard time for me.

Oh, and I loved how you looked a little relieved when I told you that I might miscarry again. Shows your true colors. Oh, hope your mission trip to Africa over the past 3 weeks taught you some compassion for others. Hmmm, not so much I'm guessing....

Dear Meeting,

Please end soon, I am holding my eyes open with toothpicks... 2 hours is way too long!