why men should not take messages...lol

"Someone from the gyna colleges called. They said the pabst beer is normal.

I didn't even know you liked beer".

it doesn't let me in...

that is too funny... just like a man would, lol!

another guy joke:

A guy goes to the supermarket where a beautiful blonde woman waves at him and says "Hello."

Somewhat taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, he asks, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party where I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

Haha!! Oh man..

Ah hahaha!!

Hey, at least Erik gives you messages. I showed up for my OBGYN appt today and the office was closed. WTF. I get home bitching, Brian's like, "Oh yeah, they called on Thursday because they had to cancel. You have to call them back and re-schedule." Grrr.

ROTFL!