Truthful facts about men and women....

[DreaW]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

 

Smart man + smart woman = romance

 

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

 

 

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy!

 

 

 

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

 

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

 

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

 

 

HAPPINESS

 

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

 

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her AT ALL!.,

 

 

 

LONGEVITY

 

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

 

 

 

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

 

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

 

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 

 

 

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

 

A woman has the last word in any argument.

 

Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a quarrel!

 

 

 

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

 

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[JaimeLynne]

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Originally Posted by DreaW Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Ohhh man, that's great.

[IrieBride08]

LOL!!! I love this! Too funny!

[SERGIO]

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Originally Posted by DreaW .... HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

I almost spilled my milkshake!! :-)


Sergio

[royfa]

I love this! So funny!