Off Your Chest

[Sarah]

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Originally Posted by amy&andy08 Wow........

Dear Amy,
Even though Melissa wants to punch you, I admire you! lol
I wish I could look like that, and I wish you lived closer to me so you could hold me accountable and not let me eat anything. I used to look like that (sniff, sniff).

Oh, and i hope you didn't take Melissa seriously- she's just kidding (at least I think so!).

Dear Drea,
Think long and hard about nursing school!

Dear self,
get off the couch and clean the house! This is your final warning!

[chicago88]

Dear Self:

 

Try not to be so stressed, worried, and anxious all the time. The past is in the past. Think about today but plan for the future. Don't sweat the small stuff and RELAX.

[Adamsgrrl]

Self,

 

Take some time out for yourself! Seriously!! You need to take a bubble bath, get your nails done, SOMETHING. Your looking and feeling shlumpy.

[Alyssa]

Dear Jeweler,

 

Please hurry the f--k up with fixing my e-ring so i can wear it on Sunday to show the Philly BDW girls. I am PMS, sick of waiting and think the setting should have been fixed by now. If it is not done by this weekend, I think I might freak out and go postal on you.

 

Thanks,

Left hand, 3rd Finger soon to be Middle Finger

[Heidi]

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Originally Posted by Mrs.B 2008 Dear Jeweler, Please hurry the f--k up with fixing my e-ring so i can wear it on Sunday to show the Philly BDW girls. I am PMS, sick of waiting and think the setting should have been fixed by now. If it is not done by this weekend, I think I might freak out and go postal on you. Thanks, Left hand, 3rd Finger soon to be Middle Finger

HAHA!!!

[MsShelley]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs.B 2008 Dear Jeweler, Please hurry the f--k up with fixing my e-ring so i can wear it on Sunday to show the Philly BDW girls. I am PMS, sick of waiting and think the setting should have been fixed by now. If it is not done by this weekend, I think I might freak out and go postal on you. Thanks, Left hand, 3rd Finger soon to be Middle Finger

that is hilarious!!!

[jenvh]

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Originally Posted by starchild Dear L.A. Drivers, Get off my bumper and slow down. You dart in and out of lanes and cut people off only to end up stopped at the same red lights as the rest of us. You've been in my line of sight for 12 blocks. Relax, you'll get there. Ambulances and fire engines don't yield to you. When they approach with siren and lights flashing stop - don't try to be the last car that makes it through the intersection. Someone's life is being risked so you can get your soy latte 2 minutes faster. Red lights still mean stop. My green turn arrow goes from yellow to red 3 times before I get to go. Why? Because 3 of you see the red light as your opportunity to turn, thus blocking my intersection and preventing those of us with green lights from going. And another thing, I slowed down to let you cut me off. You aren't entitled to that, it was a nice gesture on my part. It's called a courtesy wave. Learn about it!

I couldn't have said it better myself! This morning I had my turn signal on AND my arm out the window and the people pulling up to the red light wouldn't let me into their lane...just stopped right next to me and looked at my arm like I was some freak girl.

[trisha0612]

Dear self,

Please get off of this forum and actually pay attention to your student teacher who is teaching kids how to count WRONG! Also, have patience with her, even if she is a complete airhead..she means well..right?? Leave at a normal time today and not at 6pm! Make a good dinner, and for god's sake, don't overcook the chicken again! Have patience with Trav when he comes home and tells you again that the house is mess, even though you just cleaned it, and the only sh** all over the place is his! I guess it's up to you to pick up after he has his strip dance from the front door to the kitchen...bathroom...then finally to the bedroom. You SHOULD be following behind him picking up his clothes, shoes, mail, phone wallet. Also, be understanding that he was the youngest boy, and expects you to take care of him. Oh and one more thing, don't get pissed and start another fight he your FI doesn't want to have sex with you again...understand he's really stressed out at work! He loves you so much, and is not going to leave you for another girl!

 

Dear student teacher,

WTF Get it together!! Come to school on time and get off your damn cell phone! These are 1st graders...if you don't know how to spell or subtract, how the hell are they supposed to learn?? GEEZ!

 

Dear FI,

If you come home today and even make a peep about the house please note that I will be envisioning myself beating you senselessly! And I know your job is stressful, but honestly, what man doesn't want to have sex?? I do not like to be the one asking for it all the time...it should be YOU!!! Give me a chance to freaking turn you down for once!

 

Dear FSIL,

I know you love your brother but give me f***ing break! Your psycho with a drinking problem! I swear sometimes you have a crush on him, and NO kissing on the mouth like you did last week is NOT acceptable! I think your crazy, and a complete BIOTCH! Your fake to me, and I know you wish either you were marrying him, or he was still engaged the last psycho! Oh yeah, and the fact that you let his ex-fiance live with you for years, and let her send those emails telling him she was still in love with him...well....words cannot describe my feelings on this matter! Sometimes I wish you would move out of AZ so that I did not have to deal with your crazy phone calls and antics all the damn time!

 

Dear BDW,

You girls are awesome!!! I never laughed so hard or got so angry at people I don't even know!!! Thanks for this thread Tammy!

 

One last one...Dear eagles,

WTF is up McNabb get it together! The phllies were in last place and look at them now!!!!! Go Phils!

[DreaW]

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Originally Posted by trisha0612 Dear self, Please get off of this forum and actually pay attention to your student teacher who is teaching kids how to count WRONG! Also, have patience with her, even if she is a complete airhead..she means well..right?? Leave at a normal time today and not at 6pm! Make a good dinner, and for god's sake, don't overcook the chicken again! Have patience with Trav when he comes home and tells you again that the house is mess, even though you just cleaned it, and the only sh** all over the place is his! I guess it's up to you to pick up after he has his strip dance from the front door to the kitchen...bathroom...then finally to the bedroom. You SHOULD be following behind him picking up his clothes, shoes, mail, phone wallet. Also, be understanding that he was the youngest boy, and expects you to take care of him. Oh and one more thing, don't get pissed and start another fight he your FI doesn't want to have sex with you again...understand he's really stressed out at work! He loves you so much, and is not going to leave you for another girl! Dear student teacher, WTF Get it together!! Come to school on time and get off your damn cell phone! These are 1st graders...if you don't know how to spell or subtract, how the hell are they supposed to learn?? GEEZ! Dear FI, If you come home today and even make a peep about the house please note that I will be envisioning myself beating you senselessly! And I know your job is stressful, but honestly, what man doesn't want to have sex?? I do not like to be the one asking for it all the time...it should be YOU!!! Give me a chance to freaking turn you down for once! Dear FSIL, I know you love your brother but give me f***ing break! Your psycho with a drinking problem! I swear sometimes you have a crush on him, and NO kissing on the mouth like you did last week is NOT acceptable! I think your crazy, and a complete BIOTCH! Your fake to me, and I know you wish either you were marrying him, or he was still engaged the last psycho! Oh yeah, and the fact that you let his ex-fiance live with you for years, and let her send those emails telling him she was still in love with him...well....words cannot describe my feelings on this matter! Sometimes I wish you would move out of AZ so that I did not have to deal with your crazy phone calls and antics all the damn time! Dear BDW, You girls are awesome!!! I never laughed so hard or got so angry at people I don't even know!!! Thanks for this thread Tammy! One last one...Dear eagles, WTF is up McNabb get it together! The phllies were in last place and look at them now!!!!! Go Phils!

he let's his sister kiss him on the mouth? I know my sister and I do that but we do that if we are drunk and dancing and have weird men about to hit on us.
but ummmmm nooooo
Erik used to do that with his friends that were girls....so he says....I would hurt him...lol

[DreaW]

dear roommate:

You are a grown man. Clean up after yourself, especially in the kitchen. Seriously!!!!! What happened to the clean guy when you first moved in?

Also your girlfriend is a ...... nevermind