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Dear MIL:

 

I'm very sad that you can no longer keep Dirk when we go out of town because you think it will upset your new cat. You always kept him and he looks forward to coming and seeing grandma and papa. What are we going to do now??

 

Signed, Sad DIL who needs to figure out what to do with the dog while we are on vaca next week sad.gif *sigh*

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Dear MOH:

 

You rock! I know I have told you this a million times, but thank you, thank you, thank you. I am so excited for my shower next week and my bachelorette in September. Yay!

 

Love: The bride who wouldn't be able to handle it without you.

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Dear Hair Dresser Lady,

 

Why did you ask me if I was going to go on a crash diet for my wedding yesterday? Did I roll into my appointment this time or something?

 

Thanks for the innocent comment that I am probably reading into.smile27.gif

 

WOW....I feel better already!

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Dear Hair Dresser Lady,

Why did you ask me if I was going to go on a crash diet for my wedding yesterday? Did I roll into my appointment this time or something?

Thanks for the innocent comment that I am probably reading into.smile27.gif

WOW....I feel better already!
OMG, are you serious? That stinks! Why would someone say that?
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Dear FI's Aunt:

Why do you always cut me off when we are on the phone? You are so rude!

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I am only taking my son with you to see Thomas the Train because you would rub it in his face if we didn't go. Just know when we get there - we are going our own way so peace out to you and your spoiled ass grandkid. HAHAHA!!

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Dear Self,

 

Why did you feel the need to eat a beef barito the size of your head? Are you not aware that your wedding dress probably wont fit? Are you trying to make the situation worse than it already is. When you get home please get off your ass and go work out.

Also please do not spend 6 of your 8 working hours and BDW. You need to write some policies to make money.

Lastly, annoying co-worker lady, I dont want to hear for the 500 time that your daughter is wearing a red dress in her wedding. gives.gif shut the fuck up and let her do what she wants.

 

Cheers,

your self

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Dear Self: it's OK if someone parks in "your" spot for more than an hour at a time, after all they are NOT ASSIGNED. Stop freaking out because the one on the street is closer to the door anyway.

 

p.s. Stop being a brat about the photographer and location, pick one or the other, you only have 8 months left to decide!

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Dear FI's Aunt:
Why do you always cut me off when we are on the phone? You are so rude!
pokestick.gif

I am only taking my son with you to see Thomas the Train because you would rub it in his face if we didn't go. Just know when we get there - we are going our own way so peace out to you and your spoiled ass grandkid. HAHAHA!!
I took my son to see Thomas. I thought it was really boring, but he loved it. Beware of the gift shop! We meant to buy Gabe a new train before we went and forgot. They only had the expensive wooden trains in there and a couple take a longs... That was the first time I spent $25 on a train.
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Dear Biatch at the Ring store last night,

 

Did you forget that I came into the store looking to spend $$$$ on a wedding band? You gave me so much attitude, that I had no choice but to walk right out of the store!!! GRRRRRRRRR....Go take a customer service seminar and put a damn smile on your face! Especially to people who are trying to spend $$$$ in your store!!!!!!!!!!! ~Andrea

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OMG, are you serious? That stinks! Why would someone say that?
I don't really know why she said it, just kinda flew out. I never considered myself in need of a crash diet and she got me thinking do I need it?!! Geesh!
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