Off Your Chest

[Alyssa]

Dear Career,

Stop being so financially rewarding while emotionally draining.

Dear Self,

Stop being lazy and find a new position that is more challenging.

[Heidi]

Dear uterus,

 

Please keep this baby safe and don't let it go away this time!!!

[MsShelley]

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Originally Posted by Heidi Dear uterus, Please keep this baby safe and don't let it go away this time!!!

I second that!!

[Can'tHardlyWait]

Dear FI's mom's friends,

 

Please get a hobby that gives you something better to do than complain about your friend's son's future wife. What kind of a "friend" would call and ask "did Steve and Galit not like the gift I sent them, because the thank you card was signed "very truly yours" instead of "love". First of all, you bought a gift off my registry, so how could I not like it... and second, I don't even know you - why is it necessary for me to sign the card "love"... seriously!??! What kind of a person are you that you need to stress me out about something this petty and stupid?!?!

[Heidi]

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Originally Posted by beachbride I second that!!

haha, thanks Shelley!!!

[TATrisha]

Dear self,

Please start working instead of being on this forum before you lose your job!

 

and honestly, would a little physical activity kill you? No! Get up!

[Chiquita]

Haha.. this made me laugh! Why are people so dumb? Sigh.

 

 

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Originally Posted by Galit Dear FI's mom's friends,   Please get a hobby that gives you something better to do than complain about your friend's son's future wife. What kind of a "friend" would call and ask "did Steve and Galit not like the gift I sent them, because the thank you card was signed "very truly yours" instead of "love". First of all, you bought a gift off my registry, so how could I not like it... and second, I don't even know you - why is it necessary for me to sign the card "love"... seriously!??! What kind of a person are you that you need to stress me out about something this petty and stupid?!?!

[IrieBride08]

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Originally Posted by Tlseege Dear self, Please start working instead of being on this forum before you lose your job! and honestly, would a little physical activity kill you? No! Get up!

Ditto! (too true!)

[LCBride2007]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galit Dear FI's mom's friends, Please get a hobby that gives you something better to do than complain about your friend's son's future wife. What kind of a "friend" would call and ask "did Steve and Galit not like the gift I sent them, because the thank you card was signed "very truly yours" instead of "love". First of all, you bought a gift off my registry, so how could I not like it... and second, I don't even know you - why is it necessary for me to sign the card "love"... seriously!??! What kind of a person are you that you need to stress me out about something this petty and stupid?!?!

OMG are you serious? wow. i can't believe there are people out there like that.

[1elephant]

where to begin??

 

dear parents of students,

please remember that i am only one person and that i've been hired to teach 20 children, not just yours.

 

 

and...

 

dear self,

chocolate is not officially a food group. remember that.