Ask a stupid question..

[Christine]

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Originally Posted by PaulaV Buy us all cool gifts!

I actually did that once, I saved up forever and bought a bunch of people gifts to share a drink with me for my bachelorette party. I bought so many the vb plaza ran out of gifts and I had to wait until it was reloaded to buy more!
Maybe something exciting will happen to me soon and I can go shopping again!

[MorganShae]

here is my stupid question:

 

why can't my best girlfriend realize that she needs to end things with her boyfriend because he clearly does not give her the attention, respect, love, etc. that she deserves.

 

i feel like my hours of counseling get flushed down the toliet when he finally realizes what a dumba$$ rude idiot he has been, he breaks down and calls her and apologizes and she runs right back. when he does that, she forgets what we discussed for hours and that she needs to expect and demand better for herself and not let herself be manipulated! whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

 

ahh sorry that was more of a vent than a stupid question.

[Spazz]

Why do I always get sick right before a fun event? (i.e. I have a bad cold and a bachelorette party tonight!)

[DreaW]

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Originally Posted by tvt Why can't the food that tastes good, be good for you?? Oh and easy to make!

i know what you mean! Why can't the food I make taste the same as when someone else makes it? It tastes sooooo good when they make it and when I duplicate it, it doesn't taste that great.

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Originally Posted by Stephanie 525 Why do boys get to pee standing up and I have to pray I don't get someone's funk on my butt?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

[MikkiStreak]

Why does one pound of chocolate mean 10 pounds on my ass?

 

"What would this country be without this great land of ours?"

- President Reagan

 

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

 

Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?

 

Do fish get thirsty?

 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

 

If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

 

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

 

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

 

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

 

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

 

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

[Nrvsbride]

Maria this is why I wear adult depends when you post...so that I don't pee on myself!

[IrieBride08]

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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

For some reason, this really cracked me up!