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I bet there are one or two on there you could send to she who shall not be named wink.gif

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Sorry I was fantasizing about your death

Sorry for I'm not sure what

It's perfectly logical that you should pay my therapy bills

I think you misinterpreted the tone of my email

So I guess you think you're better than me

 

 

Shall I go on? :P

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I'm reading through the other categories and I'm just busting up at work----

 

"be careful to not turn your child gay"

"you're going to be a great MILF"

"classical music gives me a boner"

"I would greatly appreciate it if you didn't fuck this up..."

"I cannot wait for you to meet my absurdly creepy friends."

"FYI, I'm building a shrine to you c*ck"

"You're someone I really feel like I could sleep with sober..."

 

Shit, what a GREAT find!!!!!

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Originally Posted by mexicomelissa View Post
I bet there are one or two on there you could send to she who shall not be named wink.gif
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Sorry I was fantasizing about your death
Sorry for I'm not sure what
It's perfectly logical that you should pay my therapy bills
I think you misinterpreted the tone of my email
So I guess you think you're better than me


Shall I go on? :P
ROFL...rofl.gif

I love it!
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