Stop me if you have heard this one...

[AishaB]

An elderly lady told me this joke today...

 

A bank robber sticks up a bank and tells everyone to keep their head down. The security guard tries to get the gun away from the robber but accidentally pulls off his mask. The robber shoots the guard because he saw his face. Then the robber shoots the teller who was filling the bag with money because she saw his face. By this time no one else in the bank is looking up. The robber yells, is there anyone else out there who saw my face? One elderly gentleman, while keeping down his head, raises his hand and says, "I didn't, but I think my wife did!" (LOL!)

[svetayasofiya]

LMAO, that's horrible!

[edenl]

terrible! but hilarious

[DWbridetobe]

That's the kind of joke that elderly people who have been married for 40 and 50 years can get away with telling! Hahaha!

[AishaB]

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Originally Posted by DWbridetobe That's the kind of joke that elderly people who have been married for 40 and 50 years can get away with telling! Hahaha!

Yup, you got it. The nice little old lady who told it to me is in her late 70's. She was very funny telling me the joke too. Kept laughing before she hit the punch line!