FUNNY! Real Email

[LadyTrunck]

I got this from a website called emailsfromcrazypeople.com which has provided my Friday with some much needed laughter. Thought this one was appropriate to post. Is it bad that I see the Brides point??!!!!! haha

 

In this corner: Bridezilla!

Hi Everyone!

 

Please forgive my facebook spamming. To some of you this is relevant and to some of you it isn’t – I’m spamming because I’m too tired to think so I’m adding everyone so that I don’t forget!

 

I really don’t know if there is a PC way to say this, so please hang in there with me. Connor and I are so excited, the wedding invites are out and we can’t wait to see all of you there. Our goal for the night is to be surround by friends and family. We want everyone there to have a great night and feel free to mingle and dance until the sun comes up.

 

One of the hard decisions we had to make was in regards to numbers. Our space, and our budget has limits so we had to make some tough choices. Because of this, we would like to ask that you please not bring a plus one if you have not been seeing/dating them for 6 months or more. We want to maximize our numbers and include as many friends and family as possible – the only way we thought to do this was to limit some of the extras. I like to think of it this way: Would you rather party with more friends, or someone you just met. My money is on more friends!

 

Thank you so much for understanding our situation. We know that we have the greatest friends and family and we cannot wait to celebrate with all of you.

 

Cheers,

Caitlin

 

And in this corner: Sarcastic Youngest Cousin!

Alright so apparently I have about the same amount of logic as the rest of my family and just had a few questions about how this works.

 

Question 1: When does the 6 month period begin? 6 months before receiving my invitation? 6 months before RSVPing? 6 months before the day of the wedding? I just need a timeline here folks.

 

Question 2: When do you define the starting point of seeing/dating someone for 6 months? Is it from the first time you meet? The first text message conversation? The first date? The first hookup?

 

Question 3: How are you determining whether or not I have been dating someone for this length of time? Is it word of mouth/family gossip? Facebook status? An interrogation by a panel of family judges? Or is there a certification to receive from a commissioner of oaths, justice of the peace, etc?

 

Question 4: Is there a specific definition of “seeing/dating� It seems to me that it is usually hard enough to define that between the two people involved in the relationship let alone extended family members.

 

I just want to make sure I’m clear on the finer details before I RSVP and find out that I’m ineligible to bring a plus one.

 

Sincerely,

The “I’m not sure of my relationship status because of my cousins wedding invitation†Youngest Cousin

Danielle

[emme]

Hahahahahahahahahaha...

[MayaLove]

LOL that is very funny.

[bride2b10]

HAHAHAH Too funny!!! But I sort of understand the bride as well...if everybody can bring a +1 it can REALLY increase your #s (but love the cousin's reply!)

[aimee!]

hhhhhhhhahahahahaha.

 

i see the brides point too... wouldn't have addressing the invitations "and guest" and without the "and guest" have done it? or do people just ignore that part of their invite?

[boscobel]

I agree with Aimee, the "and guest" could've covered it and the brides email was nice and all, but the response is hysterical!

[scrouse]

Too funny! Hopefully the email didn't backfire on her though! Hopefully her guests understood her intentions and didn't get too offended!!

[KLC77]

lmao too funny

[*New* Mrs. G]

LOLOL!!! Thanks for sharing this website!! It's going on my FB page.

[Ms325i]

Tooooo Funnny! thanks for sharing.