Basket of flip flop's wording. HELP!

[melette]

So, I plan on doing a Shoe Valet sign with a saying "Shoes Optional". I will place it at the end of the cement walk-way and the beginning of the beach.

On the other side of that same sign it will say "Got Sand? Dust the sand off your toes" and underneath will be a bucket of paintbrushes for them to brush the sand off their toes.

 

I purchased a gang load of flipflops from old navy. My main plan was to set them out during the reception in a basket that says "dancing Shoes".

 

My Dilemma is.. I've been told that not a lot of people like to walk on the sand (texture issue i guess). Or the concern is that the sand is to HOT to walk on. I need a cute and funny saying for some of the flipflops i'm going to put in a basket next to the Shoe valet. I've come up with a couple, but i know there are a lot of you clever people out there and wanted your input.

 

This is what i came up with.

"Forgot this was a BEACH wedding? or Too hot for your TROTT?"

 

What do you think?

[karenk77]

Sand too hot for your feet

That's why we've arranged for this treat

Take off your shoes and lets make this trade

better then trying to find a bandaid

[karenk77]

lmao im so corny OMG!!

[kitten422]

LOL thats pretty good!!

[Stamperamma]

I think your idea is fabulous and I love the poem produced.

[karenk77]

thank u thank u..and that was freestyling lol

[melette]

That's pretty good! Thanks!! I knew you ladies wouldn't let me down!!

[jamaicabride09]

That is a good one!!

[bermduagirl]

very cute

[msemi305]

that is awesome poem! excellent free-stylin'