(FUNNY) Important Women's Health Message

[becks]

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

* Do you suffer from shyness?

* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

 

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or

pharmacist about Margaritas.

 

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident

about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of

your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to

do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas

almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome

any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will

discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start

living, with Margaritas.

 

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or

nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind

nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

 

Side effects may include:

- Dizziness

- Nausea

- Vomiting

- Incarceration

- Erotic lustfulness

- Loss of motor control

- Loss of clothing

- Loss of money

- Loss of virginity

- Table dancing

- Headache

- Dehydration

- Dry mouth

- And a desire to sing Karaoke

 

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering

when you are not.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over

and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically

converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

[~Nicole~]

Hahahaha!!! I think I'll have a Margarita today

[ErinB]

LOL! Too cute!

 

I want a margarita now!

[josee]

LOL so funny!!

[Ethan's Mommy]

This is great (LOL), I do have a craving now for a margarita!!

[~*Lisa*~]

lol too funny!!! thanks for making me smile today!

[ACDCDCAC]

hahaha did you steal that from my fb notes? i have it posted there! tooooo funny!

[autjo]

tehehehe thanks for making laugh )

[~*Kathy*~]

hahaha, love this!

 

Reminds me of a shirt my BIL has that has a guy holding two beers and says "take two of these and call me in the morning"

[Jen_S]

LOL that is too funny! I am going to have to have one now!!