February 2010 brides

[vdaybride]

QUOTE=SusieQ;1090003]GOOD MORNING LADIES!!!

Rise and Shine it's Friday!!!!

Hey Timberly, by the way babes I think you and I are the only mommies on this thread... I have been reading back over our posts here trying to find the website for the pashminas... I seen you mentioned you had a little girl... Wonderful.. Is she a little princess like mommy?

Ok so the pashminas how can I order these I read something about 10 for $27 So I have to buy sets of 10, is that how it works? I need 15 but for that price I would glady buy 2 sets of 10. I found the colour I just love (001-25 baby blue). The selection was amazing, so many to choose from. I love the flip flop key chains and i would probably get 50 of those for my AHR gifts. Let me know how the batches work for the pashminas and what I owe you. You're a doll

 

When you mentioned wanting a baby blue, that is the color that I thought of when I looked through the site! It is a pretty color. In the store, they are sold 12 for $27 so if you want 15 I am sure I can get them to sell me 3 more besides the dozen, I can try to do it that way or the worse case scenario I will have to buy 24 for $54 would that be ok with you?

 

The key chains are sold by the dozen as well 12 for $6 so let me know how many dozen you would like for me to get for you.

 

I will take it all to the post office on Monday and ship it and let you know the total cost. When you get a chance, PM me your address please.

 

Yes, she is a little princess really smart and FUNNY as hell!

 

[vdaybride]

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Originally Posted by SusieQ I know I may not be allowed to post jokes, but here goes this was too bloody funny... still choking on my coffee!!! > > If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone > > through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead > > Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! > > > > > > Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to > > the vet. > > > > > > Here's what happened: > > > > > > Just after dinner one night, my son came up to > > tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two > > lizards he holds prisoner in his room. > > > > 'He's just lying there looking sick', he told > > me. 'I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?' > > > > I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and > > followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was > > indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to > > do. > > > > 'Honey', I called, 'come look at the > > lizard!' > > > > 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's > > having Babies.' > > > > 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are > > Bert and Ernie, Mom!' > > > > I was equally outraged. > > > > 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't > > want them to reproduce,’ I said accusingly to my wife. > > > > 'Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their > > cage?' she inquired (I think she actually said this > > sarcastically!) > > > > 'No, but you were supposed to get two boys!' I > > reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while > > gritting my teeth). > > > > 'Yeah, Bert and Ernie!' my son agreed. > > > > 'Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some > > guys, you know,' she informed me. (Again with the sarcasm!) > > > > By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was > > going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it. > > > > 'Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience' I > > announced. 'We're about to witness the miracle of birth.' > > > > 'Oh, gross!' they shrieked > > > > 'Well, isn't THAT just great? What are we going to > > do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?' my wife wanted > > to know. > > > > We peered at the patient .... After much struggling, what > > looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a > > scant second later. > > > > 'We don't appear to be making much progress,' I > > noted. > > > > 'It's breech,' my wife whispered, horrified. > > > > 'Do something, Dad!' my son urged. > > > > 'Okay, okay.' Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed > > the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It > > disappeared I tried several more times with the same results. > > > > 'Should I call 911?' my eldest daughter wanted to > > know.’ Maybe they could talk us through the trauma.' (You see a > > pattern here with the females in my house?) > > > > 'Let's get Ernie to the vet,' I said grimly. We > > drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap. > > > > 'Breathe, Ernie, breathe,' he urged. > > > > 'I don't think lizards do Lamaze,' his mother > > noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I > > mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for > > God's > > sake). > > > > The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at > > the little animal through a magnifying glass. > > > > 'What do you think, Doc, a C-section?' I suggested > > scientifically. > > > > 'Oh, very interesting,' he murmured. 'Mr. And > > Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?' > > > > I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside. > > > > 'Is Ernie going to be okay?' my wife asked. > > > > 'Oh, perfectly,' the vet assured us. 'This > > lizard is not in labour. > > In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen. > > Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into > > maturity, like most male species, they um ...um, masturbate. Just the > > way he did, lying on his back.' He blushed, glancing at my > > wife. > > > > We were silent, absorbing this. > > > > 'So, Ernie's just, just...excited,' my wife > > offered. > > > > 'Exactly,' the vet replied, relieved that we > > understood. > > > > More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to > > giggle, and giggle. > > And then even laugh loudly. > > > > 'What's so funny?' I demanded, knowing, but not > > believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my > > flawless manliness. > > > > Tears were now running down her face. 'It's just > > that ...I'm picturing you pulling on its...its...teeny little... ' > > She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more. > > > > 'That's enough,' I warned. We thanked the vet > > and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car. He was > > glad everything was going to > > be okay. > > > > 'I know Ernie's really thankful for what you did, > > Dad,' he told me. > > > > 'Oh, you have NO idea,' my wife agreed, collapsing > > with laughter. > > > > Two lizards: $140. > > > > One cage: $50. > > > > Trip to the vet: $30. > > > > Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's > > winkie: Priceless! > > > > Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class. Lizards > > lay eggs!

OMG tooo funny! yes priceless indeed my Chris would not be able to live that one down.. pulling on his winkie

[TonyandTricia]

Sooo...dumb questions maybe, but have any of you thought about swimsuit lines that you may get in the days before your wedding? Just putting on the SPF 100? or have some good make up to cover up the strap marks?? I'm going to try to minimize my redness, but I'm not avoiding the sun since we're gonna be at the beach!

[svetayasofiya]

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Originally Posted by TonyandTricia Sooo...dumb questions maybe, but have any of you thought about swimsuit lines that you may get in the days before your wedding? Just putting on the SPF 100? or have some good make up to cover up the strap marks?? I'm going to try to minimize my redness, but I'm not avoiding the sun since we're gonna be at the beach!

Not a dumb question at all! I have bought a 'bandeau' style bikini for those days before the wedding. I HATE tan lines and think they look so tacky. I don't want to look back on my wedding pictures for years to come and see white straps on my skin, LOL That being said... we can be careful but apart from walking around naked it'll be hard to avoid 100%. Makeup... picture touchups... are always possibilities.

I am worried about my FI. He is really white and doesn't tan well, so I am going to be slathering him up with 50 sun block so his face doesn't look like a lobster the day of our wedding.

This is the bikini I bought: *too bad I dont look like that in it though...



Victoria's Secret has some amazing new bikinis in their 2010 line...

[FutureMsMoulton]

I have a tan thru suit that seems to do pretty good about not leaving lines (but I have a halter top so I don't have to worry about my lines) Tan Thru Suits... All over Tan Through Swimwear for men and women

[SusieQ]

I am getting a base tan before I leave so I am not tempted to bake in the sun for colour. I am also wearing alter bathing suits to match the neck line of my dress...

[TonyandTricia]

Tan thru suit? I've never heard of that. I checked out VS website and saw some cute bandeau-type tops on there too. I think I'll probably go with one of those too! (I usually avoid those because I need some major "lift" and those don't really do it for me, haha.)

 

My fiance's whole body welted up and pealed last summer when we went to Cancun. I'm going to be following him around with some majorly high SPF block so it doesn't happen this time!

[FutureMsMoulton]

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Originally Posted by TonyandTricia My fiance's whole body welted up and pealed last summer when we went to Cancun. I'm going to be following him around with some majorly high SPF block so it doesn't happen this time!

Hehehehehe.... so when i see some crazy lady running around the beach screaming Honey get back here and let me smother you in SPF then I'll nudge Justin and be like.....see thats one of the brides I talk to all the time!!!

I laughed at that image!!

Chris-- I am definatly checking out victorias secret site... cute suit you posted!

[FutureMsMoulton]

I found this awesome site-- Save on Crafts, Wedding Supplies, Flowers, Tulle, Lights, Decorations & Discount Craft Supplies Save-on-crafts I am going to be ordering freeze dried petals, bio degradeable confetti, sparkle sand to mix with the regular sand for the ceremony, hopefully the sand ceremony candles and gosh knows what else I will find on this awesome site!!! I sound like an advertisment but I am SUPER excited to find this!! Hope it helps you ladies out too!!

[TeNeil]

Just wondering if anyone has tips for taking pics of my ring. I wanted to post pics, but can't seem to focus my camera to get anything worth posting.