VERY funny story :)

[MERRYME]

RALPH AND EDNA: A Love Story

 

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want

them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all

they have.

 

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental

hospital. One day, while they were walking past the

hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the

deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed

there.

 

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the

bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's

heroic act she immediately ordered her to be

discharged from the hospital, as she now considered

her to be mentally stable.

 

 

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I

have good news and bad news. *The good news is you're

being discharged, since you were able to rationally

respond to crisis by jumping in and saving the life of

the person you love. I have concluded that your act

displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph,

hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt

right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's

dead."

 

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there

to dry.

How soon can I go home?"