This was voted best short joke of 2008

[KAMAY11]

I thought this was hilarious......

 

 

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'

 

The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'

 

Little Johnny told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

 

 

[KAMAY11]

After i posted this, I REALLY hope I didn't offend anyone!!!!!!! Mod's, if this is inappropriate, please feel free to take it down....

[Yari]

I think it's hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh.

[Angel]

I got this one not too long ago.

I think it's hilarious too!!!

[Jenn3878]

Very funny! Thanks for making me laugh

[syl1115]

That was so funny!

[sunset78]

LMAO! That was too funny.

[Kristy!]

Ha ha, I love it!

[Ginalyn]

LOL that's very funny!

[Ginalyn]

LOL that's very funny!