Arrrrrrrgg I may kill FI's BM lol

[Hartyt509]

So after months of doing bugger all I thought I better show willing lol

 

I've had the invitations for ages, the bottle ones lol, and just before xmas FI finally said he would sort them out when I said i'm not doing its your one bloody job!!

 

So he goes to his mothers, takes her invitation and his BM's. Anyway the stupid arse only locks my dog out the back and takes the keys with him so after some verbal abuse about what I was going to do to him if he didn't get his fat arse home and let my dog in lol he came back, its a 3 hour drive!! In the meantime I rang him and said look i've got the lock off go back its fine but he was in a temper so said "i'm coming home"

 

Needless to say he didn't drop off BM's wedding invitation! So when he got back I asked if he'd brought it back and he said he'd forgot and left it on his mother's book case but she would post it to him lol Anyway turns out she obviously can't be arsed to do the ONE thing and pay 50p for frigging postage and says he can come and pick it up!!

 

Now i've been good not harped on or anything about it lol Last night I said have you told him about that invite and he said yeah but his marriage is on the rocks so really its the least of his worries. Now I can understand that but does it help me with frigging numbers for the wedding does it shite!! If it was just him thats fine but there is his whole family which is 5!! I should add in here that he was one of the main reasons we booked Dreams as it has kids and he was bringing all of his. He then turned round and said oh its too expensive after we had consulted with him so he was on my shit list to start with lol

 

I said to FI oh well if he doesn't get back to me by the 1st Feb i'm not counting them in tough shite lol FI's response!! laughed and said god we will be pulling people off the beach as witnesses at this rate!! I have a feeling he knows his lot aren't coming and is too scared to say lol

 

So if you are getting married anytime near me and are at Dreams stay clear I might drag you to be a witness lmao

 

I feel better lol

[Mrs D To Be!]

aaahhhahahahaha i love your venting lady!

[Hartyt509]

There is more but when I typed it made me sound a heartless bitch so I removed that bit lmao

[YoursTruly]

Harty - you are a scream..love your rants and vents! keep it coming....Just breathe and corner your FI BM and ask him for a temporary RSVP via email or post! LOL

[sunsetbride1]

You are too funny!! I love your vents as well.. they are my inside voice sometimes!

 

I personally would tell FI to get his BM under control and with the program.

[Hartyt509]

Oh i've knocked him off the list lmao its part of my "SCREW YOU" policy that came into force on 1/1/09 lol

 

One of my other guests may be breaking up with her hubby so if that happens she won't come either lmao I said to FI jesus is someone trying to tell us something!!

[FutureMrsLewis]

Well since you have bottle invites, put the bottle to good use and smack him over the head with it lol

[Hartyt509]

Never tempt a nutter