funny pageant title

[rodent]

for halloween i'm going to be a beauty queen from the 80s. I made a sash. now I just need to think of a funny title.

 

so far i have

 

Miss Beet Festival 1985

or

Miss Livestock Queen 1985

 

any funny ideas?

[tylersgirl]

We have a Rice Festival Queen here and Alligator Fest Queen....haha...those are cute names you came up with though!

[Banana11]

You could always be Miss Understood

[BachataBride]

What about Queen of the Silver Dollar (it's a Dr. Hook song!)?

Or since it's the 80s you could pick something 80s-ish...I think of hair bands & leg warmers!!

Don't forget to post pics for us later!!

[~Melissa~]

We have Mullet Fest where there's a pageant. Sounds trashy to be Miss Mullet LMAO

[Banana11]

My cousin was a former pageant queen for a murder mystery dinner our family put together. We made her a sash and put "Whine Queen" on it. Very fitting for her!

[MomentsThatMatter]

What about a Little Miss Sunshine title?

[becks]

How about:

 

Garlic Queen

 

Peach Princess

 

Miss Onion Festival

[~Melissa~]

We need photos Morgan! What did you decide on?

[rodent]

I didn't end up going. I was going to get ready with friends & that fell through. I was going to have to drive across town to pick up the dress. The idea of getting ready by myself & crimping my hair without company was more than i felt like doing. I ended up staying home & doing turbo jam instead.

 

I don't really enjoy going to parties anymore, so if it requires too much effort I don't usually make it out.