The Girlfriends Diet

[LadyP]

Only girlfriends can understand this one.

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

 

Breakfast

1 grapefruit

1 slice whole wheat toast

1 cup skim milk

 

Lunch

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken

1 cup spinach

1 cup herbal tea

1 Hershey's kiss

 

Afternoon Snack

The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag

1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

 

Dinner

4 glasses of wine (red or white)

2 loaves garlic bread

1 family size supreme pizza

3 Snickers Bars=

Late Night Snack

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

 

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

[JoLo908]

Hahaha I love it

[Jenn3878]

Too funny! Thanks for sharing!

[samanthag]

GOOD ONE!

I LUV IT!!!!!