the Wedding Ring (funny)

[DanielleNDerek]

THE WEDDING RING - True Story from a Hospital in Houston , TX .

 

A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off of his penis.

According to the nurse assisting, the patient's girl friend found the ring

in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to

slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

 

Now you decide what's worse:

 

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring!!!!!

[Sloan]

My vote is for #3 - my ring size is 5.

HAHAH.

[ErinB]

I agree, #3 would be pretty bad.

[*Casey*]

Def # 3! Lol!

[Banana11]

Now that's freaking hilarious!

[KatyKo]

I vote #3 haha that is too funny. And how did he sleep through that??

[ACDCDCAC]

hahahahaha

[MomentsThatMatter]

Im still wondering how she got it on there without... ummm... you know what ... ummmm... doing you know what?

[Jacqueline]

PHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa that's great!

[tvt]

haaaa that's funny!