The Winalot Diet

[Christi]

Real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

 

 

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the

queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

 

 

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably

shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I

awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and I.V's

in both arms.

 

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your

trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry

& that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

 

 

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my

story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

 

 

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been

poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls when a car

hit me.

 

 

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered

out the door.

 

 

Stupid cow.........why else would I buy dog food??

[BachataBride]

That's too funny!!!

[PinionGirl]

[FutureMrsLewis]

That's just what I needed today, thanks lol

[shellb]

Too funny!