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Mid-Afternoon Giggle...


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Pants vs. Panties

 

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a

little chat.

 

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our

honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and

said, 'Here: try these on'. She did and said, 'These are too big. I

can't wear them.' To which I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in

this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never

had any problems.

 

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

 

So, on his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,

'Here - try these on.'

 

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always

will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

 

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.

She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'

 

He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

 

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your jackass attitude

you never will.'

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