To be 6 again

[TammyB]

>On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of

>Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

>He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,

>the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

>Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling

>and her stomach felt upside down.

>

>He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with

>extra fries and a chocolate shake.

>

>Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,

>M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband

>and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile

>and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"

>

>Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my

>dress size, you dumb ass!"

>

>The moral of the story: Even when a man is

>listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

[Jen]

Stop it! That is TOO funny!!!! (And really true!!!!)

[LisaG]

OMG you're cracking me up!!!

[Cabo Wedding Coordinator]

Absolutely true.... but at least they try!! right?? jajaja!!

[~Melissa~]

ROFL that was so CUTE!! I love it. thanks for sharing Tammy

[SammyAnna]

Cute!!!

[Lucy79]

LOL! that's awesome!

[Kasey04]

lol!!! Was this written about my fiance?! He listens...but still get everything wrong, lol! 

[STemple]

Haha this sounds like something my FI would do lol poor guy they always mean well don't they? Lol

[nicofio22]

They try so hard!  lol