Talk Like A Pirate Day

[Birdie07]

Tomorrow (friday) is talk like a pirate day. Just thought I'd send out a reminder!

 

Avast me hearties yo ho!! All hands hoay

[SAM]

argggggggg Lass. I be Swashbucklin' ye tomorrow

[FoxyBride]

Ahoy mateys!

[becks]

Ummm... can we include pirate jokes?

 

You know what the pirates wife's name was, dontcha?

 

 

Peggy...

 

 

(oh that was so bad)

[rodent]

Quote:

Originally Posted by becks Ummm... can we include pirate jokes? You know what the pirates wife's name was, dontcha? Peggy... (oh that was so bad)

arrr, we ought to make ye walk the plank fer that one, matey

[Banana11]

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says... Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

[azhuskergirl]

Argh! Me loves this day!

[Birdie07]

hahahaha I heard the wheel one from my MIL just this week.

[becks]

A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."

[Amarillis]

These brides be th' best ladies in all th' land

Ya lily livered scallywag!