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ErinB

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LC_Rachel you would be so proud!

 

This Saturday was a friend's bachelorette party. We had a great time but I got HAMMERED drunk!

 

Several bottles of wine at dinner then shots an vodka tonics at the bar, I totally wiped out! My knee is about the size of a softball and still bright red. I have a feeling it is going to turn into one of those ugly yellow/purple/green bruises here really soon. I'll have to take a pic a show you. I felt like such an idiot!

 

To top it off, we had a 4' blow up penis with us that we made people sign. It was kinda hard not to notice our group as it was.

 

I was so drunk I even took my shoes off as we were leaving the bar and walked down the street and got into the cab barefoot. I'm not a germaphobe, but YUCK!

 

Yesterday I was so hung over I thought I might die. And I had to work...

 

I am to old for this shit! I think I'm down to one party a year and that was it!

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LOL. we all have been there and if you say you haven't your a damn liar. Don't worry I showed my ass a couple weeks ago on a house boat. And everyone is still talking about it. Im like can you talk about the people running around with no clothes. It is just very out of the norm for me. The bruised knee and ego with heal soon I promise.

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Erin one time when I was smashed I stepped up a stair on stilletos and totally broke my foot! Uggh it was the worse. I feel your pain. That's why I go commando on my feet or carry around flip-flops or ballet slippers. I'd rather catch a few germs than break something again.

 

At least you had fun! LOL.

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Originally Posted by LC_Rachel View Post
LOL- def need pics! OMG too bad you didn't have one of you falling down then landing on the giant blow up penis....
I was totally thinking this too - that would be great if some how the giant blow up penis came to the rescue...or even if it got killed by a stilleto!
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