You might be a bridezilla if.....

[Davematthews16]

...You wonder why that mean ole mayor is being such a hard ass about a lil ole tickertape parade.

 

...You think it'd be "really awesome" if the schoolchildren of some country ? oh, say Luxembourg or Canada ? could gather and hold candles and arrange themselves so they spelled out you and your groom's names from above.

 

...you think it's OK to drain your 401K. After all, what's a little thing like pushing gambling with your security and paying whopping withdrawl penalty when you can have an ice sculpture on every damn table.

 

...You don't think spray-painting 100 doves gold is the teensiest bit "over the top."

 

...The Fire Marshal has come to your house to plead with you in person.

 

...You don't understand why your fiance is being so pig-headed about letting your Chihuahua "Snooky" be his best man.

 

...Your reception involves speedboats, hot-air balloons, or fireworks.

 

...Your reception involves camels in any way.

 

...Your reception involves the Secret Service in any way.

 

...Your reception involves NASA in any way.

 

...Your reception involves the Pope in any way.

 

...you instruct the caterers to never look you in the eye and to always refer to you as "Her Majesty, The Bride."

 

...your floral arrangements will leave several countries bereft of flora.

 

... Al Gore calls to say he's concerned your floral needs will affect the Earth's fragile eco-balance.

 

 

I thought this was kinda funny

[amandalovesryan]

that is funny! Thanks!

[Virg]

 

THAT IS SO HILARIOUS!

I am SO not a bridezilla!

[Davematthews16]

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Originally Posted by Virg THAT IS SO HILARIOUS! I am SO not a bridezilla!

Nor, I. LOLOLOL Can you imagine these chicks?

[KatyKo]

A couple of these - especially the one about the caterers referring to you as "Your Majesty, the bride," remind me of a couple women I have seen on the Lifetime Bridzillas series.

 

So sad, what are these men thinking marrying them!!

[Kat81]

[quote=Davematthews16;495052...you instruct the caterers to never look you in the eye and to always refer to you as "Her Majesty, The Bride."

 

OMG! LOL that is great

[DanielleNDerek]

What you guys are asking to be called "Her Majesty, The Bride"? j/k lol Those were funny.

[JaimeLynne]

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Originally Posted by Davematthews16 ...you instruct the caterers to never look you in the eye and to always refer to you as "Her Majesty, The Bride."

I think I will start requesting this from everyone STAT!

[MelanieS]

Off subject, but I really like your new picture, Andrea.

[Davematthews16]

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Originally Posted by MelanieS Off subject, but I really like your new picture, Andrea.

Aww, Thanks a lot!