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I know!! Last year, I tried to do a rope swing off an embankment into a river. Unfortunately, we didn't have that taped either or I would have made some serious dough.

 

Steve told me I couldn't do it cause I didn't have enough upper body strength. Of course that pissed me off, so I jumped off the boat and swam to the shore with him leaving all my friends behind shouting at me to stop. I climbed up the embankment and realized that maybe I was in over my head. It was really far up and I could barely touch the rope. Steve helped me hold on to it and told me to jump then pull my body up the rope otherwise I would crash into the bank below. So bravely, I jumped, pulled my body weight up BUT forgot to tuck my f'ing feet. My feet hit the beach below causing me to face plant with just my face hitting the few inches of water. It completely knocked the wind out of me and I crawled into the water to just let my body float off the pain. It was the funniest, most painful thing.

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OMG!!!! I know that I would have wet myself if I hadn't just come back from the bathroom. That is the funniest thing! They way you explain things, you can easliy visualize them happening, which makes it even funnier. I think you better just start taking a video camera with you everywhere. I have a feeling these are not the only 2 things that you have done that could have won you $$$ if they were on tape, and I have a sneaking suspicion that there will be more!!! LMFAO!!!!

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Originally Posted by ethrondson View Post
I have a feeling these are not the only 2 things that you have done that could have won you $$$ if they were on tape, and I have a sneaking suspicion that there will be more!!! LMFAO!!!!
uhhh- is it that obvious? LOL. Yes, I'm stupid AND clumsy. That's never a good combo. Most clumsy, accident prone people recognize their disadvantages but not me. I'm STUPID so I continue to try to do things as if I won't hurt myself. People used to tell me all the time I needed to be on a reality show. I'm thinking that's not a compliment.

Anyone watch wipeout? I totally deserve to go on that show. I pee myself laughing each time cause I can just picture myself doing some of those hysterically funny wipeouts.
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I want to see you do the red balls!!! Oh and the spinning dizzy thing! I think I can pic you on the big red balls already though! LMAO!!!!! Do you think you would make it to the second one? Or maybe the third one and then have a really good wipeout?!? LMAO

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