Grooms Say the Darndest Things

[Chantal85]

I don't know about the rest of you, but my FI comes up with the funniest comments. I thought we could start up a thread on the funny things our other halves have to say about wedding planning.

 

I'll get things going with a special moment between my dear sweet love and his close friend. It goes something like:

 

FI: "Would you like to be a groomsmen?"

 

Friend: "Absolutely. I will have to look up what that duty entails."

 

FI: "It's easy, you just eat ribs and drink beer"

[EricaG]

I will have to do some thinking, but there have been some things that FI has said....

 

Someone asked about the wedding one time and FI looked at me with a look of shock and said "Your getting married? To who?"

My response was "Don't know yet, I will decide when I get there!"

He never cracked that joke again.

[Chantal85]

Haha If he knew what was good for him!

[chickadee024]

Here's mine:

 

Me: Babe, we need to check out some china patterns since the families are pressuring us to register.

FI: What is china?

Me: Really, just a loose term for dishes.

FI: Do we have to have dishes from China? Can't we get some here in America?

[Chantal85]

Haha! That brought a lovely little chuckle to my morning!

[Chantal85]

I've got another one!

 

While reading a post about a flower girl dress...

 

me: FG dress...what does FG stand for again?

FI: Oh I know that one...F**ken Good dress!

[HotTamale]

AWESOME!! I'll add a few later!