A year in review...not mine

[amyh]

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

 

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...

Helllloooo!!! ... bottles won't fit into printer!!!

 

March - Got really excited ... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ...

box said "2-4 years!"

 

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ....

power went out!!!

 

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions ...

8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

 

June - Tried to go water skiing ...

couldn't find a lake with a slope.

 

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...

learned later the other swimmers cheated .. they used their arms!!!

 

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ...

car swamped because the top was down.

 

September - The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it

 

October - Hate M & M's ... they are sooo hard to peel.

 

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...

instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

 

December - Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ... there's no "eleven" button on

the stupid phone!!!

 

Jeeez .... What a year!!

[Nrvsbride]

That's so funny Amy!

 

-Glenda