The Beaver and the Old Man

[TammyB]

The Beaver and the Old Man,,,,

 

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have a

22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of

that?"

 

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never

misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella

instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a

beaver. He raised his umbrella and went 'bang, bang, bang,' and the

beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

 

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

 

"My point exactly," said the doctor.

[-Kate-]

First, you have the best jokes! Love it.

 

Second, when I read the title I thought "It's either the world's best fable title or the world's worst porn movie title."

[TammyB]

ROFL I didn't even think of that Kate.. Hmm someones mind is in the gutter this morning.. lol

[Natalie Z]

tammy that is funny!