Joke of the day: "Father of my kids"

[A10CalGal]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

 

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

 

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

 

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

 

***My mom sent this to me!!!

[Christine]

oh my god that is so funny-I totally call my students my kids, I better be careful!!

[LCBride2007]

Has that happened to you before, Christine? lol

[Christine]

no thankfully I have never met anyone like that-I only have students hit on me to try and get out of exams.

[A10CalGal]

I was going to ask you the same question Christine! How weird to have students hitting on you! wow!

[Christine]

I have two in one class that always try to hug me and call me their boo...they are just jokers and I just brush it off, sometimes I feel uncomfortable but the worst was my first semester teaching I found out that one of my female student declared her love for me on myspace. it wasn't that it was a girl, it was that she broadcasted it out there on the internet and I was still a new teacher and at the time I was teaching in a really conservative town...I didn't get a myspace for a couple of years after that.

[A10CalGal]

OH MY GAWD!!! That is nuts! Myspace is such a weird thing. I am really appreciating it for the fact that I'm finding lots of my old school pals. I monitor my soon to be step-sons myspace & it's hilarious how relationships are made & broken as quickly as they can change their "status" from single to in a relationship or vice versa. Crazy!

[Christine]

yes teenagers are crazy

[LCBride2007]

Wow - I have to admit, that's kind of funny. Probably not for you, Christine, at least not when it happened - but what a funny story!

 

I signed up for MySpace, but I am NEVER on there.

[amyh]

that is too funny!! Christine, I used to run an after-school program and this third grader would tell me on a daily basis that I was his girlfriend and that he loved me.. He would run and hug me all the time. Like you, i would try to brush it off and giggle at it but one time he went too far and asked if "we could make babies" Can you believe that I had no clue how to handle that one!