What's the strangest date you've ever had?

[Kristy!]

So I'm bored and in need of a little entertainment. What's the strangest or worst date you've ever had? (These stories should make us feel really good about being off the single's market!)

[ErinB]

I don't even know where to begin!

 

Probably the ickiest...

 

Freshman year of college (I think) we met these really hot football players on spring break. They played for Tennessee so they were supposed to come up and visit one weekend. Well, my guy ended up breaking his foot in practice so he couldn't make it. My BFF's guy brings his boss to tag along. The man was 37 and bald! not great when you are 18-19. The selling point was "He's got an awsome car". Um, no.

 

I didn't know any of this until they got to town. My BFF and I worked at the same place in the mall and had a late close. They boys in the mean time decided to go to the strip club where they got hammered! Never pick your blind date up from the strip club--it really sets a bad tone for the evening. I think I've blocked out most of the the evening because it was so traumatic, but I do remember him hanging all over me, me trying to run away, and at one point a waitress asked me if my dad was ok and had someone to drive him home!

[ACDCDCAC]

i went out with a friend of a friend one time like 10 years ago. he seemed like a really nice guy (and he was) so i thought we'd have fun. after dinner we went back to his place to watch this movie he kept talking about, how it's his favorite movie, it's so good blahblahblah. we get there and it's some VCR recorded made-for-TV movie that was so horrible! it was old, like from the early 90's, and he knew all the lines! it was like some jacqueline smith romance movie or whatever. and at the end he actually cried! like real and true alligator tears.

 

it was just too creepy for me. needless to say, we did not go out again, and our mutual friend got a punch in the shoulder when i saw him again.

[alex]

A friend of mine & myself always used to work during different basketball tournaments at our highschool (her Dad was the head coach AND vice principal of the school so we kinda had to!) We got to meet alot of cute boys from different cities all the time, but never actually took anybody up on their offers to go out with them!

One year during Gold Cup (huge basketball tournament here in Ontario) we met a french team from Quebec & they were really nice guys, but most of them didn't speak English very good. We met up with them alot during the tournament & finally on the 2nd last days, 2 of the guys with the best English came over & asked if we would meet them for dinner. We decided to go because they were nice.

Imagine the looks on our faces when we show up at the restaraunt, and we're not on a "date" with the 2 guys, but the ENTIRE TEAM!!!!!!

The argued over who would sit beside us and who would pay for our meals!!!!

It was flattering, but kinda uncomfortable to look kinda slutty for going out with an entire basketball team!!!! We didn't hear the end of it for the longest time, but to be honest most girls at our school were jealous because every last guy on that team was smokin!!!

[jajajaja]

muahhaha. these are awesome so far. Now I will have to think. I don't think I've had anything this good. Damn!

[Kat81]

Oh I have had many... lets see....

When I was 18 my mom hooked me up with this guy, she was friends with his dad brother and they were going camping so they invited me to go. It was me, my date and his Dad going up to join their family in the mountains. So, he picks me up and is decent looking and had a really nice truck! But it only had two seats. So, I sat on an ice chest in the middle of their two seats. No big deal... well then we stop at a beer store and buy like five cases of beer. The proceed to drink them at a very high pace while driving me around!! By this time we are on these backroads in the middle of nowhere so I really couldn't get out and walk. I kept saying why don't we lay off the beer?? Then! we get lost and can't find where they are camping and none of us have cell phone reception. We finally find our way back into the town and are all starving so we go to this restraunt, by this time they are plastered. His Dad goes to get out of the truck and apparently the seats were new and not bolted in yet and his dad with the seat fall onto the ground! I was soooo embarrased. We go into the restraunt and they are just soooo rude. I finally call my mom and tell her to come pick me up or else I am hitchiking home. When she got there the dude had this big huge lip full of copenhagen and tried to give me a kiss!!!! WTF?! Anyway, I never let my Mom hook me up again!

[Kristy!]

I can't believe your'e a basketball whore! j/k I'm trying to think of a good one too. I thought of this topic because a girl at lunch was talking about a strange date she had last night.

[ErinB]

I had the date that wouldn't leave once. He was a friend of a friend and we had gone out in a group setting a few times. So, several of us were out somewhere (I've blocked this one out too.) Ben asked me if I wanted to grab coffee and hang out. I agreed but said he would have to take me home--we were about 45 minutes from my house. So we went out, it was nothing memorable but I wasn't into him. WHen he dropped me off he walked me to my door. That was sweet and what boys are supposed to do.

 

Well, he followed me inside. I do the fake yawn, I gotta go to work early thing, etc. trying to get rid of him. I walked out of the room and came back to find him in his underwear on my couch! The direct quote was "Since I brought you home, how about a blow job?" WTF!?!

 

I told him no and he needed to get dressed and leave...He says he wants to stay and cuddle, it's too late for him to go home, blah blah blah. This went on for what seemed like hours, until I fianlly told him he could sleep on the couch if he was gone by the time I woke up!

 

I locked my bedroom door and pushed my desk in front of it! I also called my friend to thank her for letting me go out with a weirdo! I never saw him again! Thank god we lived so far away or I could have ended up with a stalker!

[plumsugar]

This one traumatized me from blind dates forever! Thankfully I met my soul mate a year later!

 

It may have been early senior year of high school and some “friends†of mine that I hadn’t seen or spoken to in a while out of the blue called me and set me up with a friend of theirs. The guy was really nice during the numerous phone conversations we had and of course, had the mystical appeal of being an older guy (19 or 20?).

 

We finally decided to meet up and as soon as he pulls up, I realize how NOT my type he was! Totally not as described by my friends or himself! I get in deciding at least it’ll be good convo like the phone and I’ll keep a friend out of it. However he pulled a 180 on me! During the entire car ride to the restaurant, he kept making ridiculous comments like how white his teeth were for a smoker (yellow as a sunny day!) and how much money he made during his summer DJ job at some random booby bar!

 

After dinner (ughhh!!) we ended up making a pit stop to his basement apartment/â€DJ studio†where my “friends†were going to meet us. As soon as he flicked on the lights…ROACHES SCATERED EVERYWHERE…and I mean EVERYWHERE! Mind you, I am terrified of roaches...always have been; a true phobia.

 

I FROZE, and once I got my bearings I didn’t step in but tried to be polite and said I think the food gave me a horrible stomach ache and I needed to go home NOW! Needless to say, he must have noticed my completely red face with fear ridden eyes and rushed me home in silence. From that point on, I realized why I hadn’t spoken to those “friends†in a while and after that night, they were no longer that!

 

If only I could go back and slap some sense to my teenage self!

[cheese_diva]

I met a guy on Yahoo Personals before finding my DH. Our date consisted of renting a Rug Dr. and shampooing my livingroom. lol It was great. We may have gone out one more time but neither of us were really interested in each other BUT my livingroom looked great!