US Airways Charges for 'Choice Seats'

[jajajaja]

haha maybe we should help the airlines out and just create a list of things to charge the guests for.

1. bathroom usages- .25 per bathroom break- just like some of the big cities.

2. $1 per barf bag. Maybe offer a buy one, get one.

3. with no free snacks, what's the point of flight attendants. Get rid of them- it's not like anyone needs to know how to not die in an accident.

4. Charge babies $5 each time they cry.

5. Remove above head lighting. Charge guests $10 for reading lights.

[ACDCDCAC]

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Originally Posted by LC_Rachel haha maybe we should help the airlines out and just create a list of things to charge the guests for. 1. bathroom usages- .25 per bathroom break- just like some of the big cities. 2. $1 per barf bag. Maybe offer a buy one, get one. 3. with no free snacks, what's the point of flight attendants. Get rid of them- it's not like anyone needs to know how to not die in an accident. 4. Charge babies $5 each time they cry. 5. Remove above head lighting. Charge guests $10 for reading lights.

blahahahahahaha, these are good, keep 'em coming. hey, maybe i can make a list and take it to my CEO.

[ACDCDCAC]

$10.00 per whiff of jet-fuel

[rodent]

$10 to recline your seat

[jajajaja]

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Originally Posted by DougsGirl $10.00 per whiff of jet-fuel

Hey people pay to inhale oxygen. You may be onto something!

[LCBride2007]

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Originally Posted by LC_Rachel Why don't they just cut out the snacks if they want to save a few pennies.

I was going to say, most airlines do charge for snacks now! At least NWA and United do. It's $5 or $3 depending on airline and type of snack.

[ACDCDCAC]

$3 if you want a seat in the waiting area before boarding.

$1 per boarding pass re-printing when you lose yours

$25 to check a claim-at-gate bag

$5 to notify you personally of a gate change

$50 for a hot flight attendant, $25 for an old fat one

$5 for a warm jetway in the winter, $10 for a cold one in the summer

$5 for an inflight magazine

$.50 for a toilet seat cover once you pay Rachel $.25 to enter

$4 to raise your window shade, $3 to pull it down

 

i could go on and on. i'm gonna stop now

[jajajaja]

haha that's awesome Abbie. You must have been taking notes in a recent exec meeting.

[ACDCDCAC]

oh wait, one more, $10 for the priveledge of deplaning before others. everyone always wants to jump up and run down the aisle, we might as well charge them for it

 

you know what's really scary? there is probably a group of employees in a windowless office somewhere who gets paid to come up with things like this sad.

[LCBride2007]

oh, you joke ... but Paul needed a receipt for his recent flight (a week ago) and couldn't get it online. He called Continental and they charge $25 for a receipt if the travel is in the past! WTF!?