How To Handle A Husband

[TammyB]

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, 'What a peaceful and loving couple'

 

 

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,' explained the man. 'We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'

'We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'

 

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you crazy!?'

 

She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.' And from that moment we have lived happily every after.'

[alex]

LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Karen]

Hee Hee that was funny.

[Hartyt509]

lmao i'll watch for you on america's most wanted lol

[Betsy]

LOL that is too funny!

[MsShelley]

that is too funny!

[becks]

Love it!!!!

[jamisoncollette]

forwarding that to dear FI...

[twinkletoes]

Now that was funny :~) Thanks for the laugh

[Bride010101]

Hehe... that is funny!