Help with funny t-shirt saying!

[cabobridey]

"I now pronounce you drunk and stupid"

[sunnydaes]

What a great idea!!! i may have to steal it

[Kryztan]

Morgan! Your ideas are great! I may have to use some of your nifty little one liners!

[A&P08]

I need help on where I can order these t-shirts.

[A&P08]

Thank you, I will check it out now. I actually live in Jersey so that is great.

[amy706]

These are HILARIOUS! Wish I was half as creative. Definitely going to do this! Thanks, Ladies!

[Jacilynda]

I'm bringing this one back up! Especially for the new girls to see!

 

I loved Lauren's t-shirts w/ the still drunk from breakfast and thought I'd look and see if you girls had some other ideas.

 

This thread is amazing! I love the "I now pronounce you... actually I can't pronounce anything!" We have a friend performing our wedding and this is perfect for him.

 

Also I was hoping we might come up w/ a few more!

[Jess]

These are great, thanks for bumping!

[daryl currie]

how about

ONE TEQUILA... TWO TEQUILA ...THREE TEQUILA...

.. FLOOR!!!

 

and I still laugh out loud when I think of this one...

its a play on Dunkin Do-Nuts ...Funk n' Go-Nuts![/size]

[jenluvsmike]

Thanks for all the ideas ladies! I was hoping to find something on here somewhere! Thanks Jacilynda for bringing this out of hiding!