AUGUST '08 brides!!

[Mandy]

By the way, Maura, did I ever show you what we ended up doing with those placecards I bought from you? My mom and grandma did them for me, and I really like how they turned out!

[Maura]

thanks for posting the placecards for me girls... i am still kind of searching... i am asking my FMIL to step in and help me with it next week when she's here.

 

in the meantime, i think i might be a bitch. either that or everyone around me is incredibly stupid. i can feel myself turning into a bridezilla a little bit today.

 

first the thing with my dad not wearing what we asked him to. and now my FSIL informed me that her dress is too big and it's difficult to alter -- which i dont believe for two seconds that its difficult to alter. she doesnt like how her boobs look in it and says the scoop in the armhole comes too high up and she thinks shes going to sweat and get pit stains. OMFG! its not YOUR wedding, nobody is going to be looking at YOU!!!!!!! she said "i dont look sexy" --- ummmm excuse me but since WHEN are bridesmaids meant to look sexy?!?!? just wear the fucking dress and smile in the pictures before i go bridezilla on your ass! i dont care that your boobs dont look good, who the fuck do you have to impress?!

 

why is this the bride's problem? fix it yourself and get over it!

[MelanieS]

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Originally Posted by Maura thanks for posting the placecards for me girls... i am still kind of searching... i am asking my FMIL to step in and help me with it next week when she's here. in the meantime, i think i might be a bitch. either that or everyone around me is incredibly stupid. i can feel myself turning into a bridezilla a little bit today. first the thing with my dad not wearing what we asked him to. and now my FSIL informed me that her dress is too big and it's difficult to alter -- which i dont believe for two seconds that its difficult to alter. she doesnt like how her boobs look in it and says the scoop in the armhole comes too high up and she thinks shes going to sweat and get pit stains. OMFG! its not YOUR wedding, nobody is going to be looking at YOU!!!!!!! she said "i dont look sexy" --- ummmm excuse me but since WHEN are bridesmaids meant to look sexy?!?!? just wear the fucking dress and smile in the pictures before i go bridezilla on your ass! i dont care that your boobs dont look good, who the fuck do you have to impress?! why is this the bride's problem? fix it yourself and get over it!

Gosh, Maura, I laughed out loud at that one. She's the one with the problem, not you. What nerve! I can just see her altering the dress to "look more sexy" - it'll be cut down to her waist in both the front and back, plus it'll have a slit all the way up. Yeah, they'll look at her - like she's a freak!

[DanielleNDerek]

tell your fsil to go buy some Certain Dry deodarent to keep her pits from sweating and then tell her to Shut up.

[Maura]

OMG LOL i just went back and read what i wrote... i think i was right, i might be a bitch and i feel the bridezilla coming on!

 

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Originally Posted by MelanieS Gosh, Maura, I laughed out loud at that one. She's the one with the problem, not you. What nerve! I can just see her altering the dress to "look more sexy" - it'll be cut down to her waist in both the front and back, plus it'll have a slit all the way up. Yeah, they'll look at her - like she's a freak!

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Originally Posted by DanielleNDerek tell your fsil to go buy some Certain Dry deodarent to keep her pits from sweating and then tell her to Shut up.

LOL i am DYING laughing at my desk right now, i even snorted! people are looking at me like i'm a nutbag but whatever you guys are soooooo hilarious! thanks danielle for the suggestion - i am literally going out today to go pick up a bottle of certain dry to put in her BM gift bag LOL

[DanielleNDerek]

lmao you definately have to put in her bm bag. I would love to see her face when she sees it.

[becks]

Rebecca's July 4 Weekend to do list:

 

1. Beat up Maura's dad for being a pain.

 

2. Beat up Maura's FSIL for being a twit.

 

3. Finish putting ribbon on fans.

 

4. Nag non-responsive guests re: meal choices

 

5. Hang out with FI and do a whole lotta nothing.

 

A very satisfying weekend, indeed!

[dgsjsu]

Everyone seems so prepared.........I guess I am to but it is coming down to the wire and I am starting to have nightmares and freak out about getting everything done. I finally took my dress in to get altered and starting to do my bouquet this week. The big "argument" is the seating chart. We will see less than a month. WOW.

[Maura]

i think i have hit an all time wedding freak out high.

 

i was on the phone with my dad today and he told me "quit tweaking. you need to smoke a joint or something to calm down."

[EricaG]

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Originally Posted by Maura ...i think i might be a bitch. either that or everyone around me is incredibly stupid. i can feel myself turning into a bridezilla a little bit today. first the thing with my dad not wearing what we asked him to. and now my FSIL informed me that her dress is too big and it's difficult to alter -- which i dont believe for two seconds that its difficult to alter. she doesnt like how her boobs look in it and says the scoop in the armhole comes too high up and she thinks shes going to sweat and get pit stains. OMFG! its not YOUR wedding, nobody is going to be looking at YOU!!!!!!! she said "i dont look sexy" --- ummmm excuse me but since WHEN are bridesmaids meant to look sexy?!?!? just wear the fucking dress and smile in the pictures before i go bridezilla on your ass! i dont care that your boobs dont look good, who the fuck do you have to impress?! why is this the bride's problem? fix it yourself and get over it!

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Originally Posted by Maura i think i have hit an all time wedding freak out high. i was on the phone with my dad today and he told me "quit tweaking. you need to smoke a joint or something to calm down."

Maura you crack me up. It is coming down to the final stretch before the big day(s), so it is understandable.