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Become Paris Hilton's BFF!


JennyK

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Hi Paris! I just think you're soooo totally amazing and love everything you say and do! I totally wanna be your bff! We could go clubbing together, and shopping together, and pandering to a bunch of lovestruck men! We would just have the super best time EVER!

 

And then, after about 10 minutes in your company, the homicide detectives would show up, and tell me that I was free to go because it was totally justifiable.

 

Who DOES this?!

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