World's Worst Bridal Shower EVER!!!

[NYJen]

Some of you know that I don't want a bridal shower - it's just not me. I'm just not the type to sit there and open gifts in front of people. And for me, after going to 100's of them for other people (bridal and baby) it just sucks!!!

 

So, as a joke, my CRAZY girlfriends from college got together and just sent me "The Tackiest Bridal Shower in-a-box." They sent me everything I would hate and wrapped every single gift. They also included the traditional paper plate hat filled with bows and ribbons - good grief!!!

 

They did however also send me a very generous gift card to Williams Sonoma too (the real gift.) Which was very sweet and unnecessary. Below are some pics of the items. Yes, there is a green glass frog, chia pet, clothes pins and sex toys including a penis straw. If you can think of something awful you wouldn't want to get at a shower, it's here.

 

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[*JillD*]

Thats so cute Jen, what a good idea!

[Sandra E.]

Jen,

That's hilarious! I can't believe it. I'm laughing out loud.

[Martha]

Funny!!!

 

I actually like the pink throw and the body markers! ha!!

[Jenn3878]

Too funny!

[Leslie-Xcaret09]

that is so funny! you have great friends with a wonderful since of humor! what a great idea

[Sarah]

omg Jen... what fun friends you have

[starchild]

Too funny! I thought you were going to say they threw you a surprise shower, and I was thinking "poor Jen, that's awful"! Haha, that's a cute basket

[Debs]

I'll take the fuzzy handcuffs

[michelle08]

Jen that is too funny!!! those items are hillarious!