Off the wall pet names

[twinkletoes]

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Originally Posted by LC_Rachel He calls me Ray Ray Boom Boom. Is that a boxer? I dunno where he got that one.

Not to sour the mood or anything, b/c these pet names are funny.

But yes, he was a boxer, I think his name was Mancini (spelling?). He was actually in a match in the early 80s and knocked his opponet into a coma, who unfortuanely, died 4 days later. Supposedly his opponet wrote "kill or be killed" before the actual fight in his hotel room. If I'm not mistaken, I think this is why boxing matches only last 12 rounds now.

Lol, don't ask me why I know this, I dont even like boxing like that! You don't have a killer punch by any chance do you?

[jajajaja]

haha that's funny. FI is a huge boxing fan. That little turd. I never knew where he got that except some close family members sometimes call me Ray. I thought he was just trying to be clever.

[JennyK]

He doesn't really have one for me except "baby" but I call him "Pooh Bear". No particular reason but it just rolls off my tongue lol He hates it though because I call my nephew "poopy" and he feels its similar. lol

[MandaGracie]

We call each other Boo and Moo... and I slip and call him Moo in public all the time. I don't know where MOO came from.. or how it stuck.. but it has

[ErinB]

I call FI Boobie and he calls me Boo or Bear.

 

When we get irritated with each other we break out the 4th grade insults...Buttface, Stinky Butt, Fart knocker, etc

[jajajaja]

haha that reminds me of the orbitz commercial! Who you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!

[Chiquita]

Haha.. that is hilarious! I LOVE that commercial.. my fav is the "what the french toast?!" line that the guy does.. I crack up every time I hear it..

 

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Originally Posted by LC_Rachel haha that reminds me of the orbitz commercial! Who you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!

[jajajaja]

So really pathetic- but a few weeks ago I got really wasted with 2 of my friends. I don't know why but we quoted that commercial like crazy. We called people lint lickers, stinky mcstink faces, cootie queens. We left my sister a totally random drunken message because she couldn't go out with us. The next day she texted us "What the french toast?" Oh I died laughing.

[MelissaH]

I call DH Schmoopy...I'm not really sure how that started but it stuck. He calls me Turkey......

[1elephant]

i call dh keithbert b/c his business partner's name is al, but his wife calls him albert when she's mad at him...i wanted something to call k when i was mad at him so i picked keithbert! he HATES it, esp. when i shorten it to bert.....

he calls me chicken nugget b/c he thinks i look like one (tho i beg to be a chicken tender)...he also calls me cute face sometimes.