Banned?

[rodent]

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Originally Posted by jean-marcus k... i was smuggling 75 year old men into canada for my sex ring i have opperating there in a retirement home that acts as my front. both canadian and american government was on to me and had a sting set up at the border... i was shuttling 24 senior citizens (and 3 hidden in some duffle bags because 24 is the legal limit without a permit). and so they searched all the bags and found the 3 hidden grandpas... i pulled out 2 hatchets i had hidden behind the bus drivers seat and started swinging.. i managed to take 4 of the agents down but the last one tazed me in the groin which would drop any man to the ground... where they managed to get me restrained... with that said my sex ring operation is no longer operational and im banned from canada for a year..

Awesome. Lies are so much funnier than the truth Smart business model. I was just talking about how much women outlive the men in that generation. There are so few men left at my grandma's VFW that the men there can date all the ladies if they want to. But, the one guy who was doing that was also losing his memory. So he totally couldn't keep it straight. Takes a sharp mind to be a player.

I'm sure those older Candian ladies can't wait until you are allowed back into Canada.

[Can'tHardlyWait]

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Originally Posted by jean-marcus k... i was smuggling 75 year old men into canada for my sex ring i have opperating there in a retirement home that acts as my front. both canadian and american government was on to me and had a sting set up at the border... i was shuttling 24 senior citizens (and 3 hidden in some duffle bags because 24 is the legal limit without a permit). and so they searched all the bags and found the 3 hidden grandpas... i pulled out 2 hatchets i had hidden behind the bus drivers seat and started swinging.. i managed to take 4 of the agents down but the last one tazed me in the groin which would drop any man to the ground... where they managed to get me restrained... with that said my sex ring operation is no longer operational and im banned from canada for a year..

Wow... canadians must really be the NICEST people ever to only ban you for one year for that! Try that crap in the US, and you will be swinging this for the next 100 years

[dc22173]

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Originally Posted by jean-marcus k... i was smuggling 75 year old men into canada for my sex ring i have opperating there in a retirement home that acts as my front. both canadian and american government was on to me and had a sting set up at the border... i was shuttling 24 senior citizens (and 3 hidden in some duffle bags because 24 is the legal limit without a permit). and so they searched all the bags and found the 3 hidden grandpas... i pulled out 2 hatchets i had hidden behind the bus drivers seat and started swinging.. i managed to take 4 of the agents down but the last one tazed me in the groin which would drop any man to the ground... where they managed to get me restrained... with that said my sex ring operation is no longer operational and im banned from canada for a year..

This has got to be the best story I have read in a while . Here I am at almost 2am laughing my a** off. I am sure my kids are thinking that their mom has finally gone nuts. Thanks for the laugh

[jean-marcus]

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Originally Posted by dc22173 This has got to be the best story I have read in a while . Here I am at almost 2am laughing my a** off. I am sure my kids are thinking that their mom has finally gone nuts. Thanks for the laugh

i tend to have that effect on people. better stay away from threads i commented in or you might end up in the loonie bin

[EricaG]

This thread has been hilarious. From not only stealing points, but others encouraging it, to a sex ring with grandpa's. I was finally going to go to bed, but I think I will have to wait for a little bit longer, as I haven't finished laughing. After the last couple days I have had, I needed to read this thread. Anyone know where there are more threads that are hilarious like this one? I could use them occassionally. LOL

[DanielleNDerek]

check out the feret thread. i just finally read it yesterday, hysterical.

[Jenn3878]

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Originally Posted by DanielleNDerek check out the feret thread. i just finally read it yesterday, hysterical.

I was laughing so much about that one that I got in a little trouble at work HAHA!

[missdanelle]

I know this is an old thread but you girls are hilarious! I tried the thief thing and go ahead and look at my points... they speak for themself! boo. Plus my karma...its gone. I should have read the WHOLE thread before i tried! too funny! So if someone donates points to you it will tell you? Just like reputation?

This forum just gets more and more Intriguing!!

[rodent]

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Originally Posted by missdanelle I know this is an old thread but you girls are hilarious! I tried the thief thing and go ahead and look at my points... they speak for themself! boo. Plus my karma...its gone. I should have read the WHOLE thread before i tried! too funny! So if someone donates points to you it will tell you? Just like reputation? This forum just gets more and more Intriguing!!

you get a PM to let you know points were donated. But, we all stopped donating points because it slows down the forum.

I forgot how much fun this thread was

[missdanelle]

thanks Morgan...I had no idea!