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Men & the infamous toilet seat


Yari

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Ok, here is my rant.

 

My FI has friends over and they are playing some geeky game (not sure the name of it). Anyhow, I don't mind I am sitting on the couch watching TLC and chatting on the board.

 

Well I hobble (knee is jacked) over to our downstairs bathroom and what do I find...the toilet seat is up. I mean what the hell?!?! Is it really that hard to put the freaking seat down. I don't get it?!?!? I just find it so gross and rude. Ugh!

 

I feel better now...thanks for listening.

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I used to have this fight nearly every day. FI is one of 3 boys. Between them and dad, his mom gave up on teaching this particular life skill. However, after nearly 6 years, I think I have him trained! It does drive me crazy when we visit his family though...

 

Our next project is "No, toilet paper do not re-generate itself onto the roll..." I just hope that one doesn't take 6 years too!

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Our next project is "No, toilet paper do not re-generate itself onto the roll..." I just hope that one doesn't take 6 years too!
I am ROTFL...the other day he left me with one square. It reminded me of the Seinfel episode, "Can you spare a sqaure?" I was upstairs and he was downstairs, I was not a happy camper.
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Well Yari, at least you noticed the seat was up prior to sitting. DH is very good about putting the seat down, so imagine my surprise one night when I FELL INTO THE TOILET because he'd left it up. That is the worst! Boys are gross.
LOL, I would have been so pissed.

Well I just went in there and the seat was up again and there was pee on the floor. So gross! Ugh!!! Thank goodness the housekeeper is coming on Tuesday.
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I don't know why they pee on the floor?!?!?!

 

I mean we can make it in when we hover in scary public bathrooms!

 

All they have to do is stand up and aim! How hard can it be? If they have been potty trained for 20+ years they should have figured it out by now!

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I don't know why they pee on the floor?!?!?!

I mean we can make it in when we hover in scary public bathrooms!

All they have to do is stand up and aim! How hard can it be? If they have been potty trained for 20+ years they should have figured it out by now!

Matt explained.. it's the dribble at the end that may or may not end up on the floor.. thank goodness he's considerate. I get the seat down and he wipes the rim before doing so.. good boy. :)
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Matt explained.. it's the dribble at the end that may or may not end up on the floor.. thank goodness he's considerate. I get the seat down and he wipes the rim before doing so.. good boy. :)
That is so nasty!!!
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