Joke of the Day

[aimee]

Definately a good stress relief! thanks.

 

Aimee

[LCBride2007]

Ok, I am reviving this thread! I just got this email from my SIL, and thought it was pretty cute.

 

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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

 

"Why?" my daughter asked.

 

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

 

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

 

I was thinking quickly.

 

"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."

 

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new informat ion.

 

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad."

 

''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.

[Nrvsbride]

That is so cute! I love that joke Ann!

[Yari]

Thanks for bringing this thread back to life.

 

I need a few laughs.

[Adamsgrrl]

So cute! Thanks Ann! I'm going to send these out in an email.

[jean-marcus]

hahah that joke is sooo something my dad would tell. your dad and my dad should hang out.

 

heres my fave joke

 

"whats got 9 arms and kicks ass?" Def Leppard (only the really cool kids will get that joke)

[Adamsgrrl]

Quote:

Originally Posted by jean-marcus hahah that joke is sooo something my dad would tell. your dad and my dad should hang out. heres my fave joke "whats got 9 arms and kicks ass?" Def Leppard (only the really cool kids will get that joke)

yeaaaaaa... I've never been the "cool kid."

[Jenn79]

love the Def Leppard one! I may not have been a cool kid but I always knew my music!

[jean-marcus]

its okay. im not a cool kid either. thats why i tell that joke so that i look cool atleast...

[Sdofka309]

Lol