Tiffany's

[amyh]

A friend just emailed this:

 

Quote:

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful   diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look   more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.   Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has   noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up   right now.   As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a   salesman standing right behind her.   Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman   greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'   Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been   there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the   price of this lovely bracelet?'   He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to   shit when I tell you the price.'

[starchild]

Hahaha....good one!!

[MsShelley]

that is too funny!

[beachbride08]

[becks]

Perfect. FI will get a kick out of that!

[Yari]

Thanks for the laugh!

[FutureMrs.L]

Forwarding this one onto my friends

[staceyandadam]

Hilarious!! Actually made me laugh out loud!